One to make you smile - a friend of my parents was a medical student in the60s. They were having a noisy student party in or near a hotel when there came a knock at the door. Outside stood Humph L himself, he said "I've been trying to sleep for the last 2 hours, but I can't because of all the racket you are making. I've therefore decided that if I can't beat you I may as well join you, so if I get my trumpet can I come in?" Happily the person at the door said "yes" and he was brought in, given a drink and he then played a few tunes till the wee small hours.