Haha. With my fair tum now, one of those would eat me within 2 days I'd think.
Well unfortunately, the way I'm being harassed (along with abuse), is by as big a dog as a German Shepherd next door (no fault of itself, it's owner using it to harrass me). And tbh I'm a Whippeteer at heart too, quite the polar opposite nature; like greyhounds, briefly nutty but 95% of a day super-mild & gentle.
Anyway did your kids think it all rather exciting with the cops visit, assuming you to be a lunatic bomb bloke etc?
Capt