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Me too, I ate one sour too.
They're past a bit of metal polish, I've had a bash with this and it hasn't touched the sides. I'm thinking some coarse cutting compound or wet and dry to get the worst off and then metal polish and a mop to bring them back up again.Wash and dry, remove all dirt and grit. Then soft cloth and Solvol Autosol metal polish.
You can also buy kits.
A light coat of clear UV Lacquer to finish appears to be the way to go.You could try a clear aerosol lacquer. Anything that keeps the air, water and ideally uv light off will help. Realistically though you are going to be doing this to an old car and if you have to do it again every couple of years it's not the end of the world, because you won't be keeping it for ever.
It's an 18 year old Volvo with 160000 miles on the clock, hence cleaning them up rather than spending £300 replacing them.