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Beetroot Bowel Blaster

P.S. A very old Marguerite Patten cookbook we have, suggests serving boiled beetroot with Parsley Sauce. I suspect that might be a double laser provocation for some. :)

Oooh..... That sounds lovely. Will have to try. Obviously no problems with beetroot(or any food tbh).
 
Can relate to the beetroot effect, quite remarkable.

Milo (a local cocoa malt drink) made with coconut milk seemed liked a great idea at the very drunken time, and tasted wonderful. I can recommend it highly as a powerful laxative, effective within the hour, and for leaving an oily film on the inside of the toilet bowl.

Just don’t look up ‘figging’ on Wikipedia

:eek:
https://www.thecollective.kiwi/yoghurt/greek/fig-n-ginger-greek-style-yoghurt-scoffrs-150g/

"Awaken your senses... just the way the Greeks intended." :p
 
Never had any problems with beetroot(natures viagra allegedly) but oh lordy if I eat more than a a few chunks of pineapple the effects are profound with at least a painful day of waiter's ring and regular applications of germolene to keep the tears at bay.


Don't eat the pineapple chunks in the urinals thats a rookie mistake.
 


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