Beard oil

[MikeMA]

I understand that bearded hipsters use beard oil. I've had a beard for yonks but have never used oil. There is a bloke in Kent making it from seaweed. Any recommendations from pfm hipsters?

 

[Chops54]

Yeah get a shave you lazy sod lol.

 

[Guest432]

I sometimes see a hipster near my office in London who has shaved just one side of his face/beard and looks bloody stupid.

 

[Tony L]

I suspect the beard oil is far less important than an utterly ridiculous bicycle.

 

[muzzer]

Linn LP12 black oil would give your beard the boogie factor.

 

[auric]

IIRC Hipsters use snake oil on their beards.

 

[Brian]

Just 'work in' the bits of food, that'll do it. Eat lots of eggs. Egg yolk is good.

 

[Cesare]

It depends what type of hipster beard you have gone for. Obviously if you've gone Karl Marx you'd want a different type than if you've gone for a kitchener tash.

 

[diybry]

My ex used castrol on her beard

 

[MikeMA]

I understand that bearded hipsters use beard oil. I've had a beard for yonks but have never used oil. There is a bloke in Kent making it from seaweed. Any recommendations from pfm hipsters?

Just in case there is any confusion here, I'm not actually a hipster. My beard is the same length as my hair - about 4mm - and I had it before hipsters were invented. I was just intrigued by the notion of beard oil.

 

[MikeMA]

My ex used castrol on her beard

Castrol R I hope.

 

[PaulMB]

Probably plain GTX most of the time, no sludge deposits, and "R" for that special evening.

 

[TheDecameron]

I understand that bearded hipsters use beard oil. I've had a beard for yonks but have never used oil. There is a bloke in Kent making it from seaweed. Any recommendations from pfm hipsters?

I just never wipe the chip fat off my face.It slowly migrates down the hairs to produce a glossy shine. Incidentally, I cut anything that grows on my face and head to 6mm.

 

[molee]

Kill all hipsters. Diybry-have you got her number? I take it the bry is short for brycream. My boy uses some dapper dan type pomade product but I don't know if that's on his hair or beard. We're kind of not talking at the moment so I might not be able to get back to the OP on that. Sorry to be useless, again.

 

[Pete MB&D]

Lions don't shave their manes off, its a sign of sexual maturity, stop scraping your beard off to try and look like a boy!




Pete

 

[TheDecameron]

May grow it very long and start finger wagging classes.

 

[simeon]

Castrol R I hope.

I think that it is mainly pirates that use that brand.

I use Mr Bear Family beard wax on my goatee.

 

[palindrome]

How hard must you squeeze to extract beard oil?

And what do you do with it once your face fungus has yielded a batch?

 

[Martin D]

I suspect the beard oil is far less important than an utterly ridiculous bicycle.

Very good.

 

[auric]

Very good.

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