A thread to catalogue the eloquence, dignity, diplomacy and wisdom of Boris Johnson II
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Enfield boy
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Does seem to give the impression that No 10 has to give permission before anything will happen, have they supplied the whitewash and brushes?
notaclue
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Blonde buffoon #2 is ready and waiting to take over when blonde buffoon #1 makes his exit https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/liz-truss-new-iron-lady-7l5m3nflm
PS prediction for 10 Downing Street this time next year...
PS prediction for 10 Downing Street this time next year...
TheDecameron
Unicorns fart glitter.
Viewers of a sensitive disposition look away now…
She’ll no doubt tell Brussels ‘the lady’s not for turning’
There’s something shameless in the way their courtiers in ‘Fleet St’ lionise these incompetents.
She’ll no doubt tell Brussels ‘the lady’s not for turning’
There’s something shameless in the way their courtiers in ‘Fleet St’ lionise these incompetents.
waxkinglyrical
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Good choice of song there.
We had a series of cassettes lampooning the testosterone Yeti, this being the latest
Arrogant side:
BOC - The Last Days Of May
The Jam - Eton Rifles
Blur - Country House
Calvin Harris - The Girls
The Kinks - Dedicated Follower Of Fashion
Julian Cope - World Shut Your Mouth
Blancmange - Don’t Tell Me
Bruce Springsteen - Adam Raised A Cain
Kansas - Carry On Wayward Son
Eddie & The Hotrods - Do Anything You Wanna Do
The Doobie Brothers - Long Train Runnin’
Air - Alpha Beta Gaga
Bewildered side:
Stiff Little Fingers - Alternative Ulster
RHCP - Under The Bridge
Perez Prado - Paris
Kraftwerk - Europe Endless
Elvis Costello - Oliver’s Army
INXS - Suicide Blonde
Squeeze - Take Me I’m Yours
Madness - Night Boat To Cairo
Ben Folds Five - Battle Of Who Could Care Less
The Stranglers - Nice ‘n’ Sleazy
Kirsty MacColl - New England
B52s - Party Out Of Bounds (fade to fit)
The Far North
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I'm pretty sure we can ALL get behind this thought in today's Times. 
Dogberry
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Is Boris the new Jimmy Swaggart of no 10.as he invokes Jesus.
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2021/dec/24/covid-booster-jab-boris-johnson-christmas-message
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2021/dec/24/covid-booster-jab-boris-johnson-christmas-message
Konteebos
Surfing on the lake of fire
Followed by the word "wept"!
TheDecameron
Unicorns fart glitter.
This is a shameless new low from someone who’s daily repertoire involves committing at least one of the seven deadly sins.
Nick_G
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Pity he seems to have forgotten the 'love thy neighbour' bit, i.e. don't be a racist xenophobic tw@t.
Konteebos
Surfing on the lake of fire
He's not too keen on the bit about camels and the eyes of needles, either...
Oh he exists alright, in fact he got a Duncan's Walnut Whip every year in our house and its absolutely necessary that part of you retains childhood throughout life.
A merry Christmas to you!
All that is missing is the "pearl necklace"Viewers of a sensitive disposition look away now…
She’ll no doubt tell Brussels ‘the lady’s not for turning’
There’s something shameless in the way their courtiers in ‘Fleet St’ lionise these incompetents.
I'm sure some anonymous party donor will oblige !
TheDecameron
Unicorns fart glitter.
And a handbag with a brick in it.All that is missing is the pearl necklace
I'm sure some anonymous party donor will oblige !
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