I’m a little sod at times.

[Tony Lockhart]

Someone asked a perfectly good question on our Nextdoor app.



Lots of helpful responses, then I turned up.



Here’s hoping it raises some smiles

 

[robs]

LOL

Do you call it "My anteater" without any PC issues....

 

[Tony Lockhart]

LOL

Do you call it "My anteater" without any PC issues....

I’m no roundhead!

 

[Nero]

Why ‘Colin’? Should have called him Dec.

 

[Tony Lockhart]

Why ‘Colin’? Should have called him Dec.

Because the name Colin makes me chuckle. My imaginary anteater, I get to name him.

 

[robs]

You sure it's a him?!!

 

[Yank]

At least it's not Nigel.

 

[cutting42]

We have plans for Nigel

 

[robs]

Nigella?

Any response from the neighbours yet? Have you figured out an hourly rate?

I can just see the next post..."Our lad Colin will come and lick and eat your ants for just £50 an hour... ?"

They'll think it's a typo....

 

[mansr]

My first thought when I read the question was spiders, but anteater is indeed funnier.

 

[martin clark]

Next step is that 'Colin' obviously need his own account on Nextdoor ... these an obvious meme profile pic I'd suggest but not post here, becos swearyness is embedded in the image: something something, I'm an anteater...

 

[Marchbanks]

Next step is that 'Colin' obviously need his own account on Nextdoor ... these an obvious meme profile pic I'd suggest but not post here, becos swearyness is embedded in the image: something something, I'm an anteater...

‘NO ANT EAT I’ perhaps?

 

[Tony Lockhart]

 

[martin clark]

^ that one, yes

 

[martin clark]

‘NO ANT EAT I’ perhaps?

Ah; unfortunately "The Anteater in the Dark" remains an inexplicably-lost episode from the very first series of Star Trek.

 

[Seeker_UK]

 

[foxwelljsly]

Bloody Anteaters. Coming over here, stealing jobs from our Green Woodpeckers.

 

[Mike Reed]

At least ants can't catch Covid; they have the antidote.

 

[martin clark]

Mike I take it you're adamant about that; well, ridicule is nothing to be scared of.

 

[Amber Audio]

Peaky Blinders esqe