Rockmeister
pfm Member
round here, the worst drivers seem to be driving cars. The truck drivers are ok.
Head down the driveway and leave your bumper 2 inches from his door.The kind of person who has just discovered that a man with a wheelbarrow was unable to avoid damaging the back of his car as he took said barrow down an obscured driveway, perhaps?
2mm even better.Head down the driveway and leave your bumper 2 inches from his door.
I wouldn't stick at two.Let a couple of his tyres down.
Is that Mick P's Audi?
Taken at a car park in Swindon on Friday
My parents regarded Jag drivers as the Audi/BMW drivers of that generation.
So what's on the offside of the Audi?
Taken at a car park in Swindon on Friday
I had a Berlingo with the sliding door on the side, great until the day I put a bit too much welly into shutting it and caught my thumb, tearing off the whole thumbnail. That made my eyes water for for a few moments, I can tell you. Remarkably, it grew out from the root again and is almost as good as new now. Took nearly a year though.I also have an old Kangoo which I enjoy parking next to people that do that. Sliding doors are a boon.
I thought only I did this! I especially enjoy putting my passenger door about 3 cm off their drivers door so they end up climbing in from the other side. If they elect to scratch my scruffy Mondeo, they can. I might notice after a month or two.I also have an old Kangoo which I enjoy parking next to people that do that. Sliding doors are a boon.
About 3 feet of fresh air and another car, generally, when idiots choose to park like this.
Well, we can't tell, can we?About 3 feet of fresh air and another car, generally, when idiots choose to park like this.
So what's on the offside of the Audi?
Audi drivers seem to have lost their touch these days - it is the Mercedes symbol that fills me with dread when my rear view mirror does a horror movie "dolly zoom" on it. Not sure why they can't indicate their wish to overtake by flashing their headlights instead of attempting to mount my car like a randy bull.
This is an interesting point. I have never felt comfortable flashing another car with overtaking in mind no matter how slowly they drive or how empty the inside lane. I have occasionally used the indicator to try and get the point across but this has limited effectiveness. The most effective situation does seem to be when you are coming up behind them with a reasonable speed difference but it does have aggressive overtones.
There is definitely a outside/third lane "type" who once in it seem very reluctant to relinquish their position. Often, I find myself pulling into the inside lane and sitting there as a kind of hint that there is space for them to do the same. Usually in vain and have my previous position behind them taken by another.
Can't speak for everyone, but I'd personally rather someone flash their lights than hover millimetres from my rear bumper. I usually get out of the way before that though - I've never understood why some people think they should be the road police, like deliberately obstructing someone is going to make them suddenly realise the error of their ways, rather than just increasing the chances they'll get you involved in accident while trying to get past you.
I drive in the USA a lot and it is a bigger issue there but at least you are permitted to undertake which helps considerably.