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ISTR PFM joke threads quickly descend into an unreconstructed display of 1970s chauvanism, but this one is too good so I thought I would sneak it in here:

The world's leading expert on European wasps walks into a record shop.

He asks the assistant “Do you have ‘European Vespidae Acoustics Volume 2? I believe it was released this week.”

“Certainly,” replies the assistant. “Would you like to listen before you buy it?”

"That would be wonderful," says the expert, and puts on a pair of headphones.

He listens for a few moments and says to the assistant, “I'm terribly sorry, but I am the world's leading expert on European wasps and this is not accurate at all. I don't recognize any of those sounds. Are you sure this is the correct recording?”

The assistant checks the turntable, and replies that it is indeed European Vespidae Acoustics Volume 2. The assistant apologizes and lifts the needle onto the next track.

Again the expert listens for a few moments and then says to the assistant, "No, this just can't be right! I've been an expert in this field for 43 years and I still don't recognize any of these sounds."

The assistant apologizes again and lifts the needle to the next track.

The expert throws off the headphones as soon as it starts playing and is fuming with rage.

"This is outrageous false advertising! I am the world's leading expert on European wasps and no European wasp has ever made a sound like the ones on this record!"

The manager of the shop overhears the commotion and walks over.

"What seems to be the problem, sir?"

"This is an outrage! I am the world's leading expert on European wasps. Nobody knows more about them than I do. There is no way in hell that the sounds on that record were made by European wasps!"

The manager glances down and notices the problem instantly.

"I'm terribly sorry, sir. It appears we've been playing you the bee side.
 
Ah, the british and thier sheds, If you have seen cutting32`s in the DIY section, heres another to behold...
Have a look at Mr Millyards channel you will see build vids of his current work and it sounds beautiful!
This Kawasaki Z1 is a little different!
 
Not quite as polished as Guy Pratt's videos, in more ways than one than, but here's John Taylor talking about Girls on Film.

 
Unsure what footage is in the media at the moment (I dont watch live TV)
Some footage of the Smallwood Dam and the (down stream) Edenville Dam before they breached



Im no expert in Dam building but Im staggered that those dams held so much water at `normal` levels.
 
Unsure what footage is in the media at the moment (I dont watch live TV)
Some footage of the Smallwood Dam and the (down stream) Edenville Dam before they breached

Im no expert in Dam building but Im staggered that those dams held so much water at `normal` levels.


That was interesting and shocking. I actually know Midland MI quite well and recognised a few of those places on the various related TV footage
 


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