Number one son has come up trumps again pressie-wise, demonstrating the essential nature of good genes. Last year, it was Ege Bamyasi which was seriously good but he has aced it this one by landing with a copy of Bitches Brew. Nothing says 'I hate the neighbours more than I hate you dad' quite like this, it's going to be belting out side 1 to 4 after lunch. Totally stoked as the bright young hipsters would say.