TheDecameron
Unicorns fart glitter.
I flicked on teh Kay Burley Sky News-style offering just now and blow me, but an art historian said the Mona Lisa was actually a Leonardo self portrait...in drag.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/27/mona-lisa-a-self-portrait_n_439108.html
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/27/mona-lisa-a-self-portrait_n_439108.html