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What will be playing in your own private hell?

It would have to be the call centre music used by both the National Insurance and Pensions help lines. Two alternating tunes that drive you so crazy that you (sorry, I) begin to imagine a band in a little studio playing them over and over in real time, with a conductor that halts them at random intervals so the mic can be passed to someone who intones 'did you know the answers to many questions can be found on our website?' or 'we are a diverse group and abuse of any kind will not be tolerated' or 'you are moving forward in the queue. Your position is currently...' - the mic is then passed onto someone with an almost but not quite similar voice, who utters a random but always increasing number.
 
Having just watched their slot on Glastonbury, I'd say Plant and Krauss. I quite liked early Zep and really enjoy Krauss' work with Union Station. But I really detest this Zep lite dirge. It would make me want to kill myself. Except I'd be in Hell and there'd be no escape.

In addition, any jazz stuff with violin in it. eg Stephane Grappelli.
 
Bohemian Rhapsody

Love Queen, but hate that song with a loathing that knows no bounds.
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