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Blackbeard's former bo'sun.
In all seriousness, if Saturday Night Live had done a sketch featuring that, it would have had the audience in stitches.
I also note he's not commuted any black man's sentence yet. Indeed, has he yet to meet a black man?
Not true. He has pardoned boxer Jack Johnson posthumously, and as a result of his meeting with Kardashian, he has now commuted the life sentence of Alice Johnson, a 63-year black grandmother who was imprisoned for a non-violent drug offense. This was the right thing to do, and I am glad he did it.
I despise Trump as much as anyone, and I suspect his real reason for doing this is political. It will give him air cover to next pardon a whole slew of despicable right-wingers.