Jonathan Ribee
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Brian Matthews of Marshall County, Iowa has complained to the Whitehouse that he is the only person in continental USA who has not been insulted or alienated by President Trump.
"I'm a homophobe, misogynist, racist and an anti-semite" said Brian, a 42 year old tuck driver. "I firmly believe that millions should die in pain without medical care because I don't understand what the word 'socialism' really means. I support abusing women in the workplace like what the President did, especially if they are dykes or wearing short skirts. Or immigrants. Like the blacks."
Mr Matthews owns many semi-automatic weapons "In case of the zombie apocalypse, or if those a-rabs and negros decide to get more uppity."
Mr Matthews has also tweeted that "It's OK to kill women who have had an abortion, because they're murderers" with no apparent conscious understanding of irony.
"Journalists" at Fox News tried to point out that by singling him out as the only person not to be directly or indirectly insulted, he was by definition being especially insulted. Unfortunately Mr Matthews is not able to understand this at all.
"I'm a homophobe, misogynist, racist and an anti-semite" said Brian, a 42 year old tuck driver. "I firmly believe that millions should die in pain without medical care because I don't understand what the word 'socialism' really means. I support abusing women in the workplace like what the President did, especially if they are dykes or wearing short skirts. Or immigrants. Like the blacks."
Mr Matthews owns many semi-automatic weapons "In case of the zombie apocalypse, or if those a-rabs and negros decide to get more uppity."
Mr Matthews has also tweeted that "It's OK to kill women who have had an abortion, because they're murderers" with no apparent conscious understanding of irony.
"Journalists" at Fox News tried to point out that by singling him out as the only person not to be directly or indirectly insulted, he was by definition being especially insulted. Unfortunately Mr Matthews is not able to understand this at all.
