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Discussion in 'off topic' started by Big Tabs, Nov 20, 2020.

  1. PhilofCas

    PhilofCas pfm Member

    I’d rather have a bad head :)
     
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  2. wacko

    wacko pfm Member

    I never understood that one.
     
  3. cutting42

    cutting42 Arrived at B4 Hacker Erg \o/

    How have I never seen this before, splendid!
     
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  4. Tarzan

    Tarzan pfm Member

    Don't beat your Fender!:p
     
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  5. bigjonny

    bigjonny pfm Member

    Early start today , a Schneider Helle Weiss , it’s bad for your health watching Everton sober.
     
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  6. Weekender

    Weekender pfm Member

    I like to watch Newcastle with the delirium tremens. "Physical effects may include shaking, shivering, irregular heart rate, and sweating."

    "People may also hallucinate."
    Or is Steve Bruce actually our manager?
     
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  7. bigjonny

    bigjonny pfm Member

    You have my sympathy
     
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  8. Seeker_UK

    Seeker_UK I had amnesia once or twice...



    I'm tired of putting up
    With your sober ways
    Tired of looking at you
    Through an alcoholic haze
    You better change
    I'm begging you please
    'Cause if you don't start drinkin'
    I'm gonna leave
    I wake up in the morning
    I'm under the roof
    But I get no sympathy
    Baby you're too aloof
    You better change
    Yes, I'm begging you please
    'Cause if you don't start drinkin'
    I'm gonna leave
    Budweiser, Budweiser, Miller Lite
    Take a little nip baby it's alright
    All a fellow wants is company
    Come on baby have a taste with me
    Yeah, you say it's alright baby
    You don't care
    But as soon as I indulge
    I get that icy stare
    You better change
    I'm begging you please
    'Cause if you don't start drinkin'
    I'm gonna leave
    Don't give me no lectures
    'Bout stress and strife
    So-ber-i-ety
    Just ain't my way of life
    You better change
    Yes, I'm begging you please
    Well if you don't start drinkin'
    I'm gonna leave
    Yeah, Budweiser, Budweiser, Miller Lite
    Take a little nip baby it's alright
    All a fellow wants is company
    Come on baby have some fun with me
    Yeah, you say it's alright baby
    You don't care
    But as soon as I indulge
    I get that icy stare
    You better change
    Yes I'm begging you please
    'Cause if you don't start drinkin'
    I'm gonna leave
    Well, if you don't start drinkin'
    I'm gonna leave
    Yes, if you don't start drinkin'
    I'm gonna leave
     
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  9. gintonic

    gintonic 50 shades of grey pussy cats

    it is Negroni o'clock
     
  10. Dogberry

    Dogberry pfm Member

    Ingredients dude?
     
  11. Big Tabs

    Big Tabs “telling it like it isn’t...”

    Not going for it today.

    I poured a pint of Butty Bach 6 hours ago, and still have a third of it left. I don’t like to drink every day, gets a bit boring.

    I will definitely be visiting 1:2 Gin and tonics again though, that really hit the spot yesterday.
     
  12. Ponty

    Ponty pfm Member

    Off we go again on the Proper Job. About to select a suitable red to go with the roast pork. To be rounded off with a nightcap. That’ll be it until Friday. Unless we have a disaster during the week which requires alcohol to mitigate, we abstain Monday - Thursday.
     
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  13. gintonic

    gintonic 50 shades of grey pussy cats

    standard negroni is equal measures of Campari, Martini Rosso, and a nice orange forward gin, like Thomas Davis. I like to use 35ml measures, but many prefer 25ml. IME a Negroni is the bar tenders choice of cocktail.


    Sunday night is also invention night - here we have equal measures of Kummel (caraway liqueur), Campari and Absinth.....you have to like aniseed, and be prepared to lose the ability to speak.


    [​IMG]20201122_175809 by uh_simon, on Flickr
     
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  14. Big Tabs

    Big Tabs “telling it like it isn’t...”


    I love Kummel, straight.

    Wife thinks it is foul, but it is nectar to me.

    Will have to get some Campari. I am fairly sure that the last time I tried it, I thought it was disgusting.
     
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  15. Clive D

    Clive D Low fidelity victim

    Obviously you weren’t truly wafted here from Paradise!

    I’ve been listening to Tom Waits, The piano has been drinking. In a tv appearance he was asked if he’d like a bottle.

    ‘I’d rather have a bottle in fronta me than a frontal lobotomy’ he replied. Great drinking music (some of his repertoire anyway).
     
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  16. gintonic

    gintonic 50 shades of grey pussy cats

    my great grandmother was known to drink a bottle a day
     
  17. stevec67

    stevec67 pfm Member

    Negroni is too heavy on the Campari for me. Half the official amount, now that's better.

    Campari soda otoh is great.
     
  18. wacko

    wacko pfm Member

    This is a terrible thread. Having said I don't mix anymore I've had wine, rum and moving on to beer (Hobgoblin) to finish.
     
  19. Marchbanks

    Marchbanks Hat and Beard member

    I had to look that one up. Sounds horrible! If you really want to punish yourself, you could try self-flagellation instead - I’m told it’s pretty unpleasant, but at least you could have a few glasses of wine while you recover.
     
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  20. Weekender

    Weekender pfm Member

     

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