The forthcoming demise of the Conservative minority government, May 2017-? part II

[Tigerjones]

That's enough candidates for a Saturday night family entertainment series. Eliminate one candidate a week, by public vote, then have a no holds barred death match between the last four in a grand final.

With flame throwers and chain saws.

 

[Sue Pertwee-Tyr]

With flame throwers and chain saws.

Preferably, yes.

I omitted to suggest what happens to the eliminated candidates in the weekly stages, but I propose that they are indeed eliminated.

 

[Dave H.]

Politics aside, there is something odd about Jeremy Hunt's eyes. Yes, they are too close together, but there is something else I can't quite put my finger on. Has anyone else noticed?

It’s the psychopathy.

 

[palacefan]

Politics aside, there is something odd about Jeremy Hunt's eyes. Yes, they are too close together, but there is something else I can't quite put my finger on. Has anyone else noticed?

In a word " shifty"

 

[Brian]

Javid #9

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48425441

Announcing his candidacy on Twitter, Mr Javid said that "first and foremost, we must deliver Brexit"

 

[TheDecameron]

Javid #9
Announcing his candidacy on Twitter, Mr Javid said that "first and foremost, we must deliver Brexit"
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48425441

He’s your man!

 

[Nick_G]

Javid #9

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48425441

Announcing his candidacy on Twitter, Mr Javid said that "first and foremost, we must deliver Brexit"

Does it come with a free colostomy bag?

 

[TheDecameron]

“The Saj” as he likes to style himself, will never get within a mile of becoming Tory leader. Can you guess why?

 

[matt j]

“The Saj” as he likes to style himself, will never get within a mile of becoming Tory leader. Can you guess why?

His Dad was a bus driver?

 

[Seeker_UK]

“The Saj” as he likes to style himself, will never get within a mile of becoming Tory leader. Can you guess why?

Well, for starters, bald party leaders are less likely to become PM than those with hair so why elect someone and put your party at an immediate disadvantage.

 

[Sue Pertwee-Tyr]

Well, for starters, bald party leaders are less likely to become PM than those with hair so why elect someone and put your party at an immediate disadvantage.

The Saj

The Hood

 

[SteveS1]

His Dad was a bus driver?

I didn’t know that. Has he ever mentioned it?

 

[matt j]

I didn’t know that. Has he ever mentioned it?

Apparently he likes to keep it to himself, so only a few people know about it.

 

[HarryB]

The trigger for me with both Hunt and Hancock is the prominent wearing of an NHS badge when it is clear both are intent on dismantling and privatising the service. I’ve not researched Hunt’s background in depth but Hancock has been taking back-handers to the tune of £32k from dark-money funded hard-right anti-NHS lobby group the “Institute Of Economic Affairs” (Independent). It is hard to picture anything more corrupt than that really.

Tony, if you want a chuckle then look up Hunt's ill-fated marmalade importation business.

Both of them are typical self-serving Tory sh'ites.

 

[Marchbanks]

“The Saj” as he likes to style himself, will never get within a mile of becoming Tory leader. Can you guess why?

Is it because he's too sensitive, compassionate and likely to burst into tears if he feels the slightest wrong has been committed towards his fellow man?

PS what on earth happened to The Hood in the head department? I don't remember him being so egg-like, but more like this...

 

[HarryB]

“The Saj” as he likes to style himself, will never get within a mile of becoming Tory leader. Can you guess why?

Yeah. He's a brown chap. Let's not mess about here, the Tory Party is almost exclusively made up of middle aged white men who are mostly racists and bigots. But they manage to keep that under wraps thanks to friends in high places.

 

[Brian]

He’s your man!

Nah. I don't like any of them, not just the 9 so far in the hat.

 

[SteveS1]

Apparently he likes to keep it to himself, so only a few people know about it.

Ah, maybe one of those rapier witted, forensic BBC interviewers will prize it out of him.

 

[SteveS1]

This could get interesting, whichever of these wins will be given the same classified impact papers and find that executing no deal will cause severe chaos. Brexit voters will be understanding and take the blame........or they might blame the sitting PM and/or everyone else. Odds?

 

[Yank]

Has anyone invented a milk shake launcher with some range yet?