The 3 Rules for life

[Somafunk]

Rule # 1 : Don't be a dick

Rule # 2 : See Rule # 1

Rule # 3 : If you really need a 3rd rule then yeah.......you're being a dick

Anyone else got pearls of wisdom regarding navigation of life?

 

[S-Man]

How do I avoid being a dick?

Rule 1:
Be happy (by avoiding the politics threads on here).

 

[Seeker_UK]

Never kick a dog up the bum if your hand is near its mouth.

 

[Somafunk]

Hmmm, you have experience of hoofing a yapping Pomeranian up the arse I see

 

[Marchbanks]

(1) Always keep your tin of moustache wax in your breast pocket, where it will be warm, softened and ready for action should some bastard try to embarrass you by offering you a plate of sticky, sauce-covered stuff to eat.

 

[Seeker_UK]

Hmmm, you have experience of hoofing a yapping Pomeranian up the arse I see

Nope. I follow my own advice.

 

[zarniwoop]

Don’t eat the yellow snow

 

[Joe Hutch]

"Be what you would seem to be"--or if you'd like it put more simply--"Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise."'

 

[Ponty]

My school motto ‘Esse Quam Videri’

 

[Somafunk]

Joe Hutch - so you're a stoic/attempt to follow the tenet of stoicism as well?.

 

[Marchbanks]

Joe Hutch - so you're a stoic/attempt to follow the tenet of stoicism as well?.

Or possibly down a rabbit hole.

 

[martin clark]

My school motto ‘Esse Quam Videri’

Mine was rather simpler: tr: 'Aim high'

(Still not sure if that was an exhortation, or simply good instruction to those likely to miss...)

 

[Marchbanks]

(2) No-one, under any circumstances, should ever make another version of ‘Hallelujah’. This rule will also be retrospective and apply from just after Jeff Buckley recorded his.

 

[Mullardman]

(2) No-one, under any circumstances, should ever make another version of ‘Hallelujah’. This rule will also be retrospective and apply from just after Jeff Buckley recorded his.

I'd prefer 'just before'.

 

[Mullardman]

1. Stay alive for as long as possible.
2. Avoid being dead until all other options are exhausted.
3. Enjoy the bit in between.

 

[cubastreet]

Don't pee on the electric fence

 

[cj66]

No pretence, WYSIWYG.

 

[AudioAl]

1, Don't fall in what you think is love
2, So you did it after the above advice
3, Don't get married
4, So you did it
5, Divorced yet ?

I did not listen to any of the above other the yes to No 5

 

[eternumviti]

Don't pee on the electric fence

I did that once, when I was a um...cocky little boy.

 

[AudioAl]

Becoming a Vegan

Is a big

Missed steak