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Tesco Thievery

I got banned from co op in southsea for absentmindedly scoffing peanuts out of a bag of pic n mix, the guilt sears my memory,:(
 
3 Mars bars from the corner shop, poorly hidden in my Army Cadet beret did for me, I got dishonourably discharged ( well, actually, got told to go away and not come back) and I had to join the Air Training Corps, which was ok because I got to fly gliders and De Havilland Chipmunks, rather than crawling about in mud.

Who says crime doesn’t pay?
 
That’s pic n nic

I can't read that without it sounding in my head like it's being said by:

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