Rozzers need to watch TV with subtitles

[Tony Lockhart]

Quite poor, whatever your standards.

 

[TheDecameron]

Tony, are you saying you outfoxed them? I’m sure that was the Freelander you had on Gumtree and sold five times.

 

[Tony Lockhart]

Sumfink like that, izzit tho

 

[TheDecameron]

Sumfink like that, izzit though

If it’s not you it’s Suffolk Tony defo.

 

[Tony Lockhart]

Nick a Subaru estate 4wd diesel, thrash it across fields, cut the dpf off and sell to a dodgy scrappy, up a few quid on a day of fun.

 

[TheDecameron]

Nick a Subaru estate 4wd diesel, thrash it across fields, cut the dpf off and sell to a dodgy scrappy, up a few quid on a day of fun.

Tony this is a dog and pony show. You’re offering up small beer here and there’s a far bigger operation going on behind the bushes… answer me this right, why is Suffolk Tony too scared to come back from the Caribbean?

 

[Tony Lockhart]

No idea

 

[stevec67]

There was a coffee cup kicking about at work with the name of a plant hire outfit on it. Reassuringly it describes them as "realiable" . Better than their spelling, I hope.

 

[Sue Pertwee-Tyr]

Have never knowingly bought stationery from a stationary supplier (of which there are many, it seems).

 

[Nero]

Oh cum on Tony give the guys a brake chiz

(sic)

 

[TheDecameron]

Have never knowingly bought stationery from a stationary supplier (of which there are many, it seems).

I find they’re never in the same place long enough. Next time you go, there’s a Salvation Army shop there.

 

[dweezil]

Busy time of the year, we've had two cars left this week.

Loads of hares about for some reason.