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Revisionist Histories

Jonathan Ribee

Jonathan Ribee

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History is constantly revised. Examples:-

- We brought order and god to the fuzzie-wuzzies => we exploited the world

- Agincourt, massive victory against 1:4 odds => about even

- US killed lots if Vietnamese civilians => civilian loses less than WWII and Korea

- Yoko Ono split up the Beatles => it had already happened and she is a creative genius

- Holocaust bad => what holocaust? (OK, only by dumb people)




So, what would make cool revisionist histories? How about...

- Florence Nightingale was a Russian spy trying to undermine confidence at home in the wellbeing of British soldiers

- Racing driver James Hunt was actually a cross dresser. Born Rebecca Hunt, "James" success with women is now attributed to him having an obvious head start on understanding female sexuality.

- David Icke is right. About everything. Both NASA and the decadents of the Knights Templar (clandestinely operating under the cover of the New Malden chamber of commerce until the announcement) have verified reptilian aliens and the zionist conspiracy.

- The town of Kidderminster does not really exist. It is a fiction maintained by the British government to develop techniques in mind control and disinformation which are used to keep the secret by implanting false memories under hypnosis, and falsifying data, road signs and history books.

- "Vanilla" is actually just something created by the brain in the absence of all other taste sensations.

- The original members of Kraftwerk were all from Dingwall, Aberdeenshire. They have just been pretending to be German.


Any other suggestions?
 
There's a brilliant documentary in which an expert in crowd dynamics explains what actually happened at Agincourt. Most died as a result of a classic case of "crowd panic" the rest were mostly slaughtered when a small French force attacked the English baggage train and they thought they were surrounded so, slit the throats of many of their prisoners.

The Pope who "stole 300 years" is a classic.

The empire bit is not really revisionist at all. Back in my schooldays our history teachers were quite open and honest about the pros and cons of the Empire.

The Berlin to Baghdad railway explanation for WW1 kicking off is a good one though.

You won't find much on the so called "Birmingham May" either and yet, it was the sea change in British politics and involved over a million people.
 
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Genghis Khan was a patriot, a statesman ("tough but fair"), a supporter of the arts and sciences and the inventor of modern diplomacy. All he really wanted ultimately was to develop trade and bring people together.
 
Latest from the Dept. Of Health: tobacco is a plant and like many plants is full of essential vitamins and minerals. The most effective way to benefit from these health-giving nutrients is to consume them as smoke.
 
freedom of speech should not be permitted when used to attack ideas and ideologies that i like -- at that point it is merely dangerous hate speech.


vuk.
 
Cav said:
Latest from the Dept. Of Health: tobacco is a plant and like many plants is full of essential vitamins and minerals. The most effective way to benefit from these health-giving nutrients is to consume them as smoke.
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One of your twenty a day.
 
In 2016 Britain embarked on an era of unprecedented openness, cooperation, prosperity and harmony.
 
FireMoon said:
There's a brilliant documentary in which an expert in crowd dynamics explains what actually happened at Agincourt. Most died as a result of a classic case of "crowd panic" the rest were mostly slaughtered when a small French force attacked the English baggage train and they thought they were surrounded so, slit the throats of many of their prisoners.
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oh i think i'd like to watch that FireMoon... got any titles for it?
 
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