Nice try Dave! You and your ilk still don't know a resistor from a spark plug never mind your arse from your elbow though so even if i'd "merely" "learned some basic formulas for calculating resistance, inductance and stuff like that, learned how amplifiers worked" even that would make me an almost infinitely better judge of the subject than someone who knows zilch about "basic formulas for calculating resistance, inductance and stuff like that", and has no idea how amplifiers work, but got all enthusiastic after reading one too many 6moons reviews (probably written by a journo with a degree in History and Politics...) and due to expectation bias imagines all sorts of non existent phenomena, all literally incredible, to be real.
I mean that would be ludicrous enough really... but to compound it by stating that what you imagine you heard on your stereo trumps the entirety of mankind's scientific knowledge really takes it to another level!