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Offical Royal Wedding, Ticker Tape Special

Discussion in 'off topic' started by Tigerjones, Apr 29, 2011.

  1. TheDecameron

    TheDecameron Unicorns fart glitter.

    The Archebishop of Canterbury what was he thinking about with those 4" eyebrows. He looked like Father Jack in a pointy hat
     
  2. Gloom

    Gloom pfm Member

    I noticed that HM's Bentley was not displaying number plates fore or aft. I trust she will be issued with a FPN or whatever.
     
  3. AlexG

    AlexG ...

    Kate Middleton is an anagram of Naked Tit Model.

    Just saying.

    I hope she's managed to eat something too, it can't be healthy being that thin.
     
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  4. sean99

    sean99 pfm Member

    I'm just glad it went off with no terror incidents.
     
  5. AlexG

    AlexG ...

    A bunch of well dressed Germans arranged for bombers to fly over London.

    Doesn't that count?
     
  6. Andrew C!

    Andrew C! Been around a while....

    Bah humbug to some of ya!
     
  7. cooky1257

    cooky1257 pfm Member

    You must've missed Eugenie's hat.
     
  8. arthur

    arthur Banned

    Quiet irony???
     
  9. Still

    Still he said his naim was ralph



    Good advice - especially today.
     
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  10. arthur

    arthur Banned

    You must have missed the vomit inducing, arse slurping commentary then?
     
  11. Bob McC

    Bob McC Living the life of Riley

    doesn't have to have them.
     
  12. Gloom

    Gloom pfm Member

    I may have been being facetious Bob ;)
     
  13. palpnorte

    palpnorte leaf, heem strong ...

    [​IMG]

    'During the week they are pround to count themselves amongst Sheffield's finest; two hard-living, hard-drinking truck drivers with a wife, a girlfriend and six small children between them, but 'Eugenie' and 'Beatrice' both live for the weekend, when pampered and painted 'just so', they can finally relax, secure in the knowledge that they are able to 'pass' at any occasion, no matter how formal or elegant, and reveal to the world the passionate and beautiful real woman that lives inside each of them, ready to be provocatively unleashed by just the merest sip of a vodka jelly ...'
     
  14. arthur

    arthur Banned

    The one on the right, I'd slip her one.

    But I don't know why she has an exotically be-bowed easter egg on her head?
     
  15. Anex

    Anex Señor Member

    I'd look good in either of those hats.
     
  16. 1000RPM

    1000RPM pfm Member

    Post of the day! v funny :)
     
  17. David F

    David F pfm Member

    how the **** does nay one walk in shoes like that?

    it can't do their ankles any good.
     
  18. sean99

    sean99 pfm Member

    Perhaps the hats contain airbags that would deploy should one of them risk a faceplant. My american wife is very amused by the "ridiculous hats at weddings" business.
     
  19. Pete the Feet

    Pete the Feet pfm Member

    It takes years of practice believe me.

    And yes it does hurt your ankles at first, especially when running for the bus.

    The accompanying hat is a counterbalance you know. The higher the heels the larger the hat that is required.
     
  20. Gerard124

    Gerard124 pfm Member

    At least he has the decency to blush
     

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