Offical Royal Wedding, Ticker Tape Special

[Tigerjones]

Don't worry, Jack. They served Jerk Chicken to make her feel at home. Probably threw in some cans of Lilt as well.

 

[jackbarron]

I'd feel more sorry for Harry.

He didn't have either of his parents.

True.

Jack

 

[Rockmeister]

No apparently she wanted hundreds but the queen said no way.
Listen, Harry had to go ask permission for the beard to stay...that's how it works, but she says yes to most anything so what you saw (or didn't, in your case, but what you are reading, if accurate) was what they wanted. Just like a real wedding.

 

[merlin]

Were the Queen and Phil the Greek on life support throughout the ceremony or did someone slip them some coke?

 

[Joe Hutch]

Felt sorry for Meghan because she only had one relative, her mum, at the wedding. I assume this was her choice and not enforced by the German-Greek chorus.

Jack

According to Mrs H, who has been following this nonsense, Meghan isn't on speakers with her half-siblings, and her father has a heart problem which, in the official version at least, prevented him from travelling to the wedding.

 

[Joe Hutch]

Were the Queen and Phil the Greek on life support throughout the ceremony or did someone slip them some coke?

It was Lilt, according to Tigerjones, who knows about this kind of thing.

 

[Tigerjones]

It was Lilt, according to Tigerjones, who knows about this kind of thing.

Haha.

 

[Still]

Turns out it was probably Windsor Castle water.

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