Personally, I didn't laugh at either of these 2 tracks. Duck Bill Blues (from Redman's In Town), however, now that makes me laugh.
Cheers
Rich
Now Donald Duck met Memphis Minnie Mouse
Way back in 1932
Donald asked old Minnie “Have you every dined upon champagne,
Drank it naked, senseless, on a nun, from a shoe?”
Minnie answered “No Siree, but I get the strangest kinda feeling,
That’s what we’s both about to do”.
From the lobby of the hotel Minnie slipped upstairs
With Donald close behind right on cue.
Soon things got kinda frisky due to the overdose on the whisky
And Donald starts ringing Minnie’s bell.
Strange but true, Strange but true, Donald got those duck-billed blues
Strange but true, Strange but true, Donald got those duck-billed blues
Suddenly Minnie recalled her Mum’s advice
And all the things she warned her not to do
“Have you a condom on you? “ young Minnie enquired
As things were hotting up just before 2.
With groans to his disorder, Donald phone’s up the night porter
Asks “get a condom sent up here right away, chocolate flavour!”
The porter brings it in and says “shall I put in on your bill?”
Donald says “what kinda pervert do you think I is?!!”
Strange but true, Strange but true, Donald got those duck-billed blues
Strange but true, Strange but true, Donald got those duck-billed blues
