"Me and my Monkey" - Robbie Williams ?

[Still]

Arf! Basil said proud!

 

[Basil]

It appears not; here's the lyrics:

(edited for reasons that should be pretty obvious)

Did the Monkey write the song?

Arf! Basil said proud!

And that amuses you...

Wow, bet you're a cheap date?

;-)

 

[Peter Stockwell]

Apparently a song about chatting up babes in swimming pools ...

 

[Still]

... He went to sleep in the bidet ...

Small monkey, or big bidet?

And that amuses you...

Wow, bet you're a cheap date?

;-)

:-D Yes, but only on a lookie no touchie basis.

 

[Anex]

Not enough about the monkey in there for my liking.

 

[Mr_Sukebe]

Sorry guys, but I really like the song...

 

[Peter Stockwell]

... and the rest of Mr Robbie Williams songs ?

 

[Mr_Sukebe]

... and the rest of Mr Robbie Williams songs ?

Well I quite like a lot of songs on Escapologie, but a good deal of his other stuff (and particularly his newest) were...underwhelming.

 

[Unregistered]

...so was George Formby and he was an irritating little cok too.

He packed a mean punch though.

 

[MVV]

Now Mr. Wu, he's got a naughty eye that flickers.
You ought to see it wobble when he's ironing... ladies blouses.
Mr. Wu, what shall I do, I'm feeling kind of Limehouse Chinese Laundry Blues.
Now Mr. Wu, he's got a laundry kind of tricky,
He'll starch my shirts and collars but he'll never touch my.... waistcoat
Mr. Wu, what shall I do, I'm feeling kind of Limehouse Chinese Laundry Blues.

Beat that.... Robbie

 

[darrylfunk]

He packed a mean punch though.

yeah...i got one of his health grills.

 

[stewart]

I love this song, used to take it to hifi demos, and the dealers would ask "who's this, it's a good song" and then looked confused, "really!", when told it was robbie williams

 

[arthur]

Yup. AWESOME song, obviously Robbie is a god of modern music.