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Mandatory microchipping for cats. The New World Order is here.

I should think far more people die every year from traffic accidents caused by dogs or cats running into a road

Or squirrels.


"I saw it run into the road but couldn't do anything about it and it just hit my wheel and stuck in my wheel and hit my brakes.

"For a minute, I thought I might have been in trouble because I landed on my head. Then, all of a sudden, I thought: 'I'm not, I'm alive!'"

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/19486989

Though football fans being who they are responded with.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2013/nov/28/scunthorpe-fans-squirrels-knill-plymouth
 
yes we know you've told us lots of times......
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Big Brother. New World Order. Etc. That sort of thing. It has arrived. It was only a matter of time.

https://www.gov.uk/government/news/cat-microchipping-to-be-made-mandatory

All cat owners "must ensure their pet is microchipped before they reach the age of 20 weeks and their contact details stored and kept up to date in a pet microchipping database."

Cats today. People tomorrow. Mark my words. This will be a dry run for the microchipping of humans.

Within five years (at the latest), everyone will be microchipped. Mark my words. Again. Supermarket security barriers will be beeping like crazy. Everyone will be setting them off.

Will this have implications for Insurance? Does the Chip improve performance? Will it affect Fuel Consumption?

So. Many. Questions. :D
 
I think it is time for another dogs vs cats thread.
Better still, a dogs, cats and Brexit thread.

Dogs are remainers, they are loyal, like established routines and are naturally open and gregarious; cats are natural born Brexiters, they value independence, are impetuous risk takers, and often as not, are sociopaths.

Discuss.

;)

<retires to a safe distance>
 
I’ve just looked it up, dogs killed 22 people in 7 years (ONS) (it doesn’t say how many of those were outside the owner’s house, but all the news reports I’ve seen relate to kids being mauled in their own, or a friend’s house). Cats wander from home far more than dogs do. As ever, I think the government’s stated argument was a bit weak; that said I support the chipping of dogs, not least because dognapping is a thing. What I do find amusing is the fuss the cat people are making.

You are a dog apologiser and I claim my £10. I have reported you to your local neighbourhood cats. They are all heading your way to 'use' your garden. You know... Use. To do their business.

Dogs hospitalise thousands of people a year. Many children https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news...uries-caused-by-dogs-up-76-over-past-10-years

Many, many thousands of attacks don't need hospital treatment. The total number of dog attacks per year is huge.
 
You are a dog apologiser and I claim my £10. I have reported you to your local neighbourhood cats. They are all heading your way to 'use' your garden. You know... Use. To do their business.

Dogs hospitalise thousands of people a year. Many children https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news...uries-caused-by-dogs-up-76-over-past-10-years

Many, many thousands of attacks don't need hospital treatment. The total number of dog attacks per year is huge.
i’m not having that. This weekend a group of six cats barged into me on the street. Last night the flat above, full of them, was making a racket till 4AM, Non stop taxies turning up at all hours buzzing wrong door. You can’t get in the local Co op for them hangin about and what’s more, my aunt has said her two have been embezzling from her. Time for chipping, sorry.
 
i’m not having that. This weekend a group of six cats barged into me on the street. Last night the flat above, full of them, was making a racket till 4AM, Non stop taxies turning up at all hours buzzing wrong door. You can’t get in the local Co op for them hangin about and what’s more, my aunt has said her two have been embezzling from her. Time for chipping, sorry.


you need to lick the pussies, stop em in their tracks
 
There’s many Christian religious zealots that believe the second coming will presaged by everyone having the number of beast on body. Babies are often bar coded on wards to avoid mix ups. I’m told barcodes have three sixes in them, just a thought.
 
I'm not having the CIA's orbital mind control lazers reading my cat's thoughts.
 


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