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Mandatory microchipping for cats. The New World Order is here.

Discussion in 'off topic' started by notaclue, Dec 4, 2021.

  1. notaclue

    notaclue pfm Member

    Big Brother. New World Order. Etc. That sort of thing. It has arrived. It was only a matter of time.

    All cat owners "must ensure their pet is microchipped before they reach the age of 20 weeks and their contact details stored and kept up to date in a pet microchipping database."

    Cats today. People tomorrow. Mark my words. This will be a dry run for the microchipping of humans.

    Within five years (at the latest), everyone will be microchipped. Mark my words. Again. Supermarket security barriers will be beeping like crazy. Everyone will be setting them off.
    MikeMA and TheDecameron like this.
  2. Tony L

    Tony L Administrator

    Surely we all got our microchip with the covid 19 vaccine? I’ve got three of the damn things so far.

    PS My cat was chipped by her previous owners. I’ve not managed to connect her to WiFi yet though.
    k90tour, wow&flutter and andrewd like this.
  3. H20GNA

    H20GNA pfm Member

    I can see the Police Cat Squad climbing trees and chasing cats to check their microchip is working :D.

    Oh, and many a true word spoken in Jest!

    TheDecameron likes this.
  4. Somafunk

    Somafunk pfm Member

    Ive been chipped twice so far, once with AZ and then with Pfizer, when I get my third I'll have worldwide network coverage with unlimited data feedback.
  5. paulfromcamden

    paulfromcamden Baffled

    I don't buy into any of these secret world government conspiracy theories. We all know who our furry overlords are.
  6. Bob McC

    Bob McC Living the life of Riley

    What’s are you getting your knickers in a twist for?
    All my dogs have been chipped for decades.
    Ellenor, tpetsch and Sue Pertwee-Tyr like this.
  7. gintonic

    gintonic 50 shades of grey pussy cats

    indeed, the overlords rule from their throne.

    [​IMG]20211202_141420 by uh_simon, on Flickr

    and relax after a hard day at work

    [​IMG]20211202_102122 by uh_simon, on Flickr

    and wheb things get tricky into a bunker
    [​IMG]20200429_090827 by uh_simon, on Flickr
    Barrymagrec, chartz, Ian G and 8 others like this.
  8. ABCaudio

    ABCaudio Trade: ABCaudio, representing EWA

    The chips facilitate a direct neural link with the command protocols of the star link death satellite array.

    My dog told me.
    Alvarado likes this.
  9. david ellwood

    david ellwood Kirabosi Kognoscente

    Would you rather not know how flat your cat became and rather believe it just got sick of you and ran away?
    Big Tabs likes this.
  10. notaclue

    notaclue pfm Member

    "99% of people support compulsory microchipping for cats according to recent Government consultation."

    Yeah. For sure. I bet £10 YouGov set the question.

    "Do you support compulsory microchipping for cats or would you rather cats were drowned in a sack in the river?"
    sean99 likes this.
  11. cooky1257

    cooky1257 pfm Member

    Allows ours to have exclusive use of his cat flap, no riffraff nicking his grub.
    Durmbo and paulfromcamden like this.
  12. russel

    russel ./_dazed_and_confused

    Clever thing about chipping humans is all you do is put the chip in a shiny case offer a few simple functions, they pay for them and carry them everywhere.

    Russ pp Bill Gates, George Soros and a few Lizards.
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  13. zygote23

    zygote23 pfm Member

    I don't have cats....there are two cats in the house at the moment....thats because one is licking his wounds and dripping puss on the sheets whilst the other is asleep. They aren't would appear I am theirs.
  14. Marchbanks

    Marchbanks Hat and Beard member

    Poor thing. Did you manage to knock the asking price down a bit?
    Durmbo and paulfromcamden like this.
  15. Jamie

    Jamie pfm Member

    My avatar is chipped, a CITES requirement.
  16. gintonic

    gintonic 50 shades of grey pussy cats

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  17. Sue Pertwee-Tyr

    Sue Pertwee-Tyr neither here nor there

    Frankly, I’m surprised this wasn’t mandatory years ago when it became compulsory for dogs. Cats roam more than dogs, so the need would appear to be obvious. Why dogs and not cats for all this time? So it’s overdue IMHO.
    mik_rik likes this.
  18. gintonic

    gintonic 50 shades of grey pussy cats

    Gerbils and Rabbits as well or they'll feel left out
  19. PaulMB

    PaulMB pfm Member

    And what about goldfish and terrapins? And potted plants, "weed, weed".
    MikeMA likes this.
  20. gustavm

    gustavm pfm Member

    WiFi won't work. You need a direct Ethernet connection via Cat5 cable.
    TimF, Nero, Sue Pertwee-Tyr and 2 others like this.

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