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Job names that you didn't know existed

Discussion in 'off topic' started by canonman, May 23, 2022.

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  1. canonman

    canonman pfm Member

    DHL Supply Chain is recruiting Aircraft Appearance Colleagues

    Nw name for cleaners I guess
     
    canonman, May 23, 2022
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  2. Sue Pertwee-Tyr

    Sue Pertwee-Tyr neither here nor there

    Interesting to speculate on what the role actually is. Does it relate to the appearance of the aircraft? You could alter that by driving into it with a baggage loader, for example.
     
    Sue Pertwee-Tyr, May 23, 2022
    #2
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  3. gintonic

    gintonic 50 shades of grey pussy cats

    gintonic, May 23, 2022
    #3
  4. Seeker_UK

    Seeker_UK Feelin' nearly faded as my jeans

    Seeker_UK, May 23, 2022
    #4
  5. gintonic

    gintonic 50 shades of grey pussy cats

    How about a Happiness Executive
     
    gintonic, May 23, 2022
    #5
  6. Seeker_UK

    Seeker_UK Feelin' nearly faded as my jeans

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    Dirty boy!
     
    Seeker_UK, May 23, 2022
    #6
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  7. gordon

    gordon self-righteous, but never right

    Fluvial geomorphologist
     
    gordon, May 23, 2022
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  8. JensenHealey

    JensenHealey pfm Member

    Lots of jobs have been 'sexed' up these days. You will not see an advert for a 'bin (person)' these days.
     
    JensenHealey, May 23, 2022
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  9. canonman

    canonman pfm Member

    Gastronomical Hygene operative

    Dishwasher
     
    canonman, May 23, 2022
    #9
  10. Seeker_UK

    Seeker_UK Feelin' nearly faded as my jeans

    Seeker_UK, May 23, 2022
    #10
    TheDecameron, sean99, cctaylor and 1 other person like this.
  11. Rosewind

    Rosewind Lost in Translation

    So ... is @Tony L "head cheese" here?
     
    Rosewind, May 23, 2022
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  12. paulfromcamden

    paulfromcamden Baffled

    We have People Operations Business Partners.

    My suggestion of Hiring/Firing Weasel wasn't adopted.
     
    paulfromcamden, May 23, 2022
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    matt j, sean99, Rosewind and 1 other person like this.
  13. Mike Reed

    Mike Reed pfm Member

    Edam well is!
     
    Mike Reed, May 23, 2022
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  14. Rosewind

    Rosewind Lost in Translation

    Cheese!
     
    Rosewind, May 23, 2022
    #14
  15. a.palfreyman

    a.palfreyman pfm Member

    Street cleansing operative...
     
    a.palfreyman, May 23, 2022
    #15
  16. MUTTY1

    MUTTY1 Waste of bandwidth

    I wonder if ‘head cheese’ has been lost in translation here:)
     
    MUTTY1, May 23, 2022
    #16
  17. Rosewind

    Rosewind Lost in Translation

    No doubt! It's called "sylte" in Danish. A Christmas delicacy here.
     
    Rosewind, May 23, 2022
    #17
  18. Enfield boy

    Enfield boy pfm Member

    Metropolitan Police Commissioner aka wiper of the PM's ample arse.
     
    Enfield boy, May 23, 2022
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  19. Jamie

    Jamie pfm Member

    You mean Urban Asphalt Cleansing Technician?
     
    Jamie, May 23, 2022
    #19
  20. Alex N

    Alex N pfm Member

    Window cleaner Visual technician
     
    Alex N, May 23, 2022
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