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Job names that you didn't know existed

Discussion in 'off topic' started by canonman, May 23, 2022.

  1. canonman

    canonman pfm Member

    DHL Supply Chain is recruiting Aircraft Appearance Colleagues

    Nw name for cleaners I guess
  2. Sue Pertwee-Tyr

    Sue Pertwee-Tyr neither here nor there

    Interesting to speculate on what the role actually is. Does it relate to the appearance of the aircraft? You could alter that by driving into it with a baggage loader, for example.
    a.palfreyman likes this.
  3. gintonic

    gintonic 50 shades of grey pussy cats

  4. Seeker_UK

    Seeker_UK Feelin' nearly faded as my jeans

  5. gintonic

    gintonic 50 shades of grey pussy cats

    How about a Happiness Executive
  6. Seeker_UK

    Seeker_UK Feelin' nearly faded as my jeans


    Dirty boy!
    paulfromcamden, ralphj and zarniwoop like this.
  7. gordon

    gordon self-righteous, but never right

    Fluvial geomorphologist
  8. JensenHealey

    JensenHealey pfm Member

    Lots of jobs have been 'sexed' up these days. You will not see an advert for a 'bin (person)' these days.
  9. canonman

    canonman pfm Member

    Gastronomical Hygene operative

  10. Seeker_UK

    Seeker_UK Feelin' nearly faded as my jeans

  11. Rosewind

    Rosewind Lost in Translation

    So ... is @Tony L "head cheese" here?
    MUTTY1 likes this.
  12. paulfromcamden

    paulfromcamden Baffled

    We have People Operations Business Partners.

    My suggestion of Hiring/Firing Weasel wasn't adopted.
  13. Mike Reed

    Mike Reed pfm Member

    Edam well is!
  14. Rosewind

    Rosewind Lost in Translation

  15. a.palfreyman

    a.palfreyman pfm Member

    Street cleansing operative...
  16. MUTTY1

    MUTTY1 Waste of bandwidth

    I wonder if ‘head cheese’ has been lost in translation here:)
  17. Rosewind

    Rosewind Lost in Translation

    No doubt! It's called "sylte" in Danish. A Christmas delicacy here.
  18. Enfield boy

    Enfield boy pfm Member

    Metropolitan Police Commissioner aka wiper of the PM's ample arse.
    TheDecameron likes this.
  19. Jamie

    Jamie pfm Member

    You mean Urban Asphalt Cleansing Technician?
  20. Alex N

    Alex N pfm Member

    Window cleaner Visual technician
    TheDecameron likes this.

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