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Her Majesty the Queen RIP

Discussion in 'off topic' started by AnilS, Sep 8, 2022.

  1. Tigerjones

    Tigerjones Bagpuss

    This might seem a strange question but is she actually in the coffin?
  2. Joe Hutch

    Joe Hutch Mate of the bloke

    Nah, she shape-shifted into her lizard form and is now holed up in a subterranean lair with Lord Lucan, Elvis Presley and that bloke out of the Manics.
    foxwelljsly, Rob998 and sideshowbob like this.
  3. Tigerjones

    Tigerjones Bagpuss

    Thank **** for that.
  4. Dogberry

    Dogberry pfm Member

    Wine monthly?
  5. bor

    bor queue jumper

    Whine monthly?
  6. Dogberry

    Dogberry pfm Member

    Barely legal?
  7. Mullardman

    Mullardman Moderately extreme...

    Respect where due..etc..mutter..mutter.. but FFS!!!

    It's like Christmas...where we are not only depressingly aware of the season, but also reminded Ad Nauseam, by 'TV Specials' of every TV prog..
    It seems we now have 'Queen Specials', of every bloody TV prog on the Beeb.
    Please make it stop!!!
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  8. Tigerjones

    Tigerjones Bagpuss

    You should complain to the BBC with a strongly worded letter, Mull. That’ll show ‘em.
  9. laughingboy

    laughingboy pfm Member

    Don't worry, in the interest of 'balance', I expect that the BBC will soon dedicate itself to two weeks of wall-to-wall Republican propaganda. That, after all, is how the BBC deals with matters of opinion.
  10. foxwelljsly

    foxwelljsly Me too, I ate one sour too.

    Glamorous Grannies?
  11. Mullardman

    Mullardman Moderately extreme...

    Well of course! I'm just assembling the requisite phrases....
    - 'in my day..'
    - 'country's gone to the dogs..'
    -'national service'
    -'shouldn't be allowed...'
    -'my taxes. '

    Any other suggestions?
  12. Ponty

    Ponty pfm Member

    Switch channel or turn the TV off.
    Andrew C! and gintonic like this.
  13. Alex N

    Alex N pfm Member

    Today on Escape to the Country, William and Kate are looking for a very large house far from the madding crowd. Budget not really an issue as William has just been given a duchy worth a billion pounds...
  14. Mullardman

    Mullardman Moderately extreme...

    Not a solution.. The sycophants will continue with their 'Never mind the quality, feel the width' orgy of repetition whether I'm watching or not.
  15. Joe Hutch

    Joe Hutch Mate of the bloke

    What would you be watching were it not for the mournfest? BBC 1 seems to show nothing worth watching anyway.
  16. Alex N

    Alex N pfm Member

    We’ve had some lovely jewellery on Antiques Roadshow, but your tiaras are the best I’ve ever seen.
    Well, they belonged to my mama and grandmama, and I believe there’s a Russian family connection before that...
  17. herb

    herb brain's right hemisphere

    Your list - I see that the Alf Garnett '60s series by Johnny Speight is being repeated on SKY channel 183. The odd word is being bleeped out but I must admit that it is still quite funny but of another age.
  18. Marchbanks

    Marchbanks Hat and Beard member

    But that’s TV output at any time...
  19. TheDecameron

    TheDecameron Unicorns fart glitter.

    She’s got a very nice last day in Scotland

    Last edited: Sep 13, 2022
    White Zombie, AnilS and herb like this.
  20. Joe Hutch

    Joe Hutch Mate of the bloke

    Certainly the entire output of BBC1 and 2, ITV and Channel 4. BBC4 has some good archive shows, which is why it's being abolished. There's a Freeview channel called Talking Pictures TV, which has some good films, plus some antique TV shows (The Outer Limits, One Step Beyond, Maigret). Other than that, nothing. (I'm talking free-to-view channels. Doubtless there's good stuff on the paid-for channels).

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