Hancock...You've been a Naughty Boy!

[Weekender]

Gizza job.
I can do that

Gizza snog.
I can do that.

 

[Enfield boy]

Hancock refuses to resign, Boris backs Hancock, but this isn't going to go away so fast. They are both fools to think this and try and ride this out. Boris should just show so leadership and sack him if he won't resign. It makes him look weak and inept. What has each on the other? Always keep your enemies close to you and all that. It's hypocrisy from Hancock, dishing out the rules and then breaking them for his own personal pleasure. Usually, The Sun has more dirt to release and perhaps that Part 2 is for Sunday's paper......

Wasn't it Hancock responsible for the cancellation of Leveson 2?

 

[Stuart Frazer]

So this happened in May and we are nearly at the end of June. If this is in the public interest then surely it would have been front page worthy then? ****ing media.

Apparently, "the source" has already left their role within Hancocks office. Perhaps, they wanted to be out and away, before they released and sold the dirty news.

 

[Enfield boy]

Security camera footage? If so, some poor sap is likely to get the chop and it won't be Hancock (yet).

 

[ks.234]

"Ms Coladangelo, who has known the health secretary since they were at Oxford University together, was made a non-executive director of the Department of Health last September. The role comes with a £15,000 salary and involves 15-to-20 days of work per year."

I'd say Hancock has been getting his moneys worth there.

That’s roughly £1000 a day. If we allow 30 minutes for sex, then the taxpayer is paying £62.50 per shag.

Compered to the billions thrown at Handcock’s other mates, that looks like value for money. What’s all the fuss about?

 

[gustav_errata]

If we allow 30 minutes for sex, then the taxpayer is paying £62.50 per shag.

Generous, no matter how you interpret it.

 

[Colin L]

Thanks roughly £1000 a day. If we allow 30 minutes for sex, then the taxpayer is paying £62.50 per shag.

Compered to the billions thrown at Handcock’s other mates, that looks like value for money. What all the fuss about?

From the look of Hancock he's more of a "two pushes and he's done" kinda guy. 5 minutes tops.

 

[Weekender]

Thanks roughly £1000 a day. If we allow 30 minutes for sex, then the taxpayer is paying £62.50 per shag.

I don't have H down as a 30minute man.
Me-oww.

[Woah we all piled in there...]

 

[ks.234]

Generous, no matter how you interpret it.

Depends on the quality of shag…

 

[Nero]

She wasn't sucking diesel though.

 

[ks.234]

From the look of Hancock he's more of a "two pushes and he's done" kinda guy. 5 minutes tops.

Being the reasonable guy I am, I was allowing 10 minutes to find a room, 5 minutes for the after sex cigarette, and 10 minutes to get back to the office

 

[gustav_errata]

She wasn't sucking diesel though.

Does not compute

 

[ks.234]

Security camera footage? If so, some poor sap is likely to get the chop and it won't be Hancock (yet).

Bridgen already describing this as a ‘security issue’

 

[Weekender]

Being the reasonable guy I am, I was allowing 10 minutes to find a room, 5 minutes for the after sex cigarette, and 10 minutes to get back to the office

That still leaves 5 minutes unaccounted for.

 

[Bob McC]

Thanks roughly £1000 a day. If we allow 30 minutes for sex, then the taxpayer is paying £62.50 per shag.

Compered to the billions thrown at Handcock’s other mates, that looks like value for money. What’s all the fuss about?

30 minutes?
Only if you include undressing and dressing!

 

[matthewr]

Time to remind ourselves of the most perfect insult ever when Charlie Brooker said Hancock was "your sister's first boyfriend because he had a car".

 

[ks.234]

That still leaves 5 minutes unaccounted for.

4 mins to find the honourable member

 

[Weekender]

4 mins to find the honourable member

I take my hat off to you Sir.

 

[Tony L]

Cold War Steve reporting the whole picture as ever (Twitter).

 

[foxwelljsly]

I do wonder what Neil Ferguson thinks of this, seeing as he was hounded out of his job for having trysts with his actual girlfriend whilst these two were at it in the stationary cupboard.