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Franky Zapata: Flyboarding Frenchman crosses English Channel

Fabulous device! He travels at one hell of a speed too - 22 miles across the Channel in 22 minutes, including a refuelling stop. Want one...
 
I am appalled!! Damned Frenchies coming over here without so much as a 'by your leave'.. Should have learned their lesson in 1805..

The Froggy bounders are making a habit of this. what with that Bleriot fellow and now this... It's becoming a regular provocation and insult to our sovereignty and our borders

It's high time we re-opened Biggin Hill and shot the blighter out of the sky with a squadron of Spitfires!! Eh?.. What?.. Con't .P.94...
 
The DoT will surely award him a contract for emergency Brexit logistics.
He’s going to woo the tabloid press by bringing over Julie Cope’s heart tablets from France to Essex where she was havin an attack of the vapours cos Boots had run out owing to the do or die Brexit
 


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