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Crap Christmas presents that bring joy

Discussion in 'off topic' started by GruntPuppy, Nov 24, 2021 at 12:03 PM.

  1. gintonic

    gintonic 50 shades of grey pussy cats

    what is your business?
     
  2. hifilover1979

    hifilover1979 Bigger than you...

    I recruit into the Digital Market (everything from web designers & devs to digital marketing roles and SEO/paid search etc); but with some IT stuff in there too
     
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  3. gintonic

    gintonic 50 shades of grey pussy cats

    Good luck, I hope it picks up - do you need clients or candidates?
     
  4. hifilover1979

    hifilover1979 Bigger than you...

    Cheers; my previous company went under last year more or less as soon as we got locked down, all my clients worked from home and/or put loads of staff onto furlough, so had no choice but to put the business into administration.

    Re-launched; but its hard work/slow and I've not a lot dropping off over Dec & Jan so far, so it's a bit fraught...

    We're lucky that my wife has a very secure & well paid job and we're good little children and save too... So we're doing a lot better than others; but it's the frustrations with the business that do my nut in, and it doesn't help my anxiety levels!

    I need both clients & candidates; but for clients, I'm ok as the ones I have are loyal and will only use me, but it'd be nice to have a few new ones on board. As for candidates, it's a tough market, more so the dev side of things, that's really bad currently due to Manchester and businesses there paying salaries that the rest of the North West cannot and won't compete with...

    Sorry; this is completely off topic too!
     
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  5. hifinutt

    hifinutt hifinutt

    Someone bought me a goat for Pakistan one year ...charity gifts where you send money to charity and they donate things like goats . Rather a good idea I think
     
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  6. gintonic

    gintonic 50 shades of grey pussy cats

    did you slaughter it?

    I recall buying chicken for a BBQ in Homs (Syria) and having to buy them live. I paid someone else to slit their throats, and pluck em.
     
  7. hifinutt

    hifinutt hifinutt

    Amazing , some years back I did training to work in remote Asian areas . We had to learn to catch and kill chickens . As most folks got theirs from Tesco it was a bit of a shock !!!
     
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  8. robs

    robs should know how this works by no

    Last year I told the three most important women in my life that I wouldn't be buying them hammocks, torches, beanies, RC helicopters, make-up, scalextric etc (OK, some of that was quite a few years ago...;)) and that the ££ was going to Crisis. It went down well (on Xmas day) and we were all happy with that.
     
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  9. gintonic

    gintonic 50 shades of grey pussy cats

    spent alot of time in Peshawar with the British Council and holidayed in Gilgit regularly. Lost count of the number of times I visited India - 50+
     
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  10. -alan-

    -alan- pfm Member

    Must admit with that kind of behaviour - I'd probably be tempted to have them hanging somewhere too GnT .. :)
     
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  11. stevec67

    stevec67 pfm Member

    When I was in my teens we used to get hens from the egg farm. The woman who ran it used to wait for you to arrive, catch it and pull its neck as you waited.
    These days I see enough of chickens at work. 75,000 a day at the current establishment. They arrive alive and leave as portions, fillets and dice.
     
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  12. hifinutt

    hifinutt hifinutt

    yes I recall you had a wealth of experience there . Wonderful memories I am sure
     
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  13. Hook

    Hook Blackbeard's former bo'sun.

    We haven’t exchanged gifts on Christmas for many years. We also stopped giving gifts for birthdays, anniversaries and so on, but we still celebrate special occasions with nice meals and activities when possible.

    Last inexpensive, surprise Christmas gift I recall receiving was a Grateful Dead lunchbox.

    [​IMG]

    I retired last year, so now I use it for my stash. :cool:
     
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  14. robs

    robs should know how this works by no

    LOL...this year I might suggest to the three most important women in my life that they get me a stash in a deadhead's lunchbox...now that could bring some joy on the big day!!
     
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  15. Marchbanks

    Marchbanks Hat and Beard member

    You will find that very handy when you next attend the Lille Wine Fair. Mine has stood me in good stead for some years, mainly as a transporter for 30 bottles (more at your peril) but also as a gentle prodder into the calf muscles of folk who are blocking the corridor in front of you when you are worried you might soon forget which stand you were intending to visit next.

    [​IMG]
     
  16. GruntPuppy

    GruntPuppy pfm Member

    Now I'm annoyed. Hermes have been processing my parcel at their central hub for 2 days...

    That's my crap present, dammit!!
     
  17. dweezil

    dweezil pfm Member

    Another stressful year in the chicken trade as avian flu pops up; seems to be most years now.

    Hope the Thirsk outbreak won't affect you.
     
  18. TheDecameron

    TheDecameron Unicorns fart glitter.

    Electric fly swat, like a cheap plastic tennis racquet with high voltage wire strings. Unfortunately it suffered a total structural failure during a particularly exuberant swotting episode.
     
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  19. gintonic

    gintonic 50 shades of grey pussy cats

    yes we've been through a few for the same reason. Maplins used to be a good source of them....now Amazon has become the peddler of tat
     
  20. Ponty

    Ponty pfm Member

    We did the same for the whole family last year and will do so again this year. When you look at all the tat people buy, it’s really getting quite embarrassing on environmental grounds alone, never mind the superfluous consumption.
     
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