Contender for a Darwin Award

[killie99]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-60050996

 

[cubastreet]

"I've done my research"

 

[Sue Pertwee-Tyr]

Ineligible - already procreated.

 

[Wilson]

Runner up

https://vancouversun.com/news/local...-days-after-saying-he-was-ill-on-social-media