Nigel versus the Remainers...
Nigel : They’ve bled us white the bastards -they’ve taken every thing we had! And not just from us! From our Fathers and From our Fathers’ Fathers
"And from our Fathers Fathers’ Fathers - and from our Fathers Fathers Fathers’ Fathers"
- yeah alright Boris - don’t labour the point…
And what have they ever given us in return?…
“Tariff-free trade with Japan and Canada?”
What?
“Tariff-free trade within the Japan and Canada?”
Oh yeah yeah. They did give us that. That’s true yeah.
“Improvements in the quality of beaches and bathing water”
“Oh yeah, the water. Remember what the water used to be like Nigel”
Yeah I’ll grant you, the free trade and the bathing water are two things the EU have given us.
“And the support for rural areas”
Yeah well obviously. The support for rural areas goes without saying doesn’t it? But apart from the water, the free trade, the support for farmers…
“Tariff free trade within the EU?”
“Human Rights?”
“Global Influence?”
Yeah Yeah alright. Fair enough.
“oh and the pension transferability” “ooh yes yes yes”
“ Yeah. Yeah! That’s something we’d really miss Nigel if we left the EU”
“ A 48 hour maximum working week?”
“ health and safety legislation?”
“ Yeah they certainly know how to keep things regulated. Let’s face it - the only ones who could in a place like this!”
Alright but apart from the tariff free trade, the water, the support for farmers, human rights, global influence, pension rights, a maximum working week health and safety at work and cleaner beaches, what has the EU ever given us?
“Brought Peace?”
Oh peace?
Shut up!