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Mr. Paisley is a keen collector of cheques and benefits in kind with one of the poorest parliamentary attendance records and one of the highest for expense claims. He’s had Johnson, Gove and Farage over for fundraisers in his constituency so the empty shelves will be seen as a real slap in the face to his constituents and a major embarrassment for him after all the crawling he did.