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[FREE] Bits of Range Rover

Discussion in 'classifieds' started by Marchbanks, May 25, 2022.

  1. Marchbanks

    Marchbanks Hat and Beard member

    One for the petrolheads. Stolen car of the week is a Range Rover. The target vehicle has trim removed and chucked into the hedges bordering the lanes around these parts in order to access the trackers and rip them out. Then some poor sap has to pick up the debris and the Red Bull cans. Me, usually. Normally the trim is smashed to bits, this time two pieces are intact. The cops have told me to chuck ‘em, so does anyone want them before I do?

    One is (it says) L405/L494 A-Pillar Lower RHD

    The other looks like some kind of rubber nearside footwell protector. Loads of figures - probably FV6JA CK5M-130A88-AA RH is relevant.

    I can send pics if necessary.
    nmtjb likes this.
  2. Rug Doc

    Rug Doc pfm Member

    How wonderfully random.
  3. Marchbanks

    Marchbanks Hat and Beard member

    He shoots - he scores!
    TheDecameron likes this.
  4. Whaleblue

    Whaleblue Southbound

  5. Linds

    Linds pfm Member

    Can’t you return them to Buckingham Palace?
    andrewd and TheDecameron like this.
  6. MUTTY1

    MUTTY1 Waste of bandwidth

    You really should consider moving somewhere safer. Your wine cellar location is probably already on the dark web…
  7. TheDecameron

    TheDecameron Unicorns fart glitter.

    Mr.M, I’m not wearing this. It’s quite obvious you were lurking in deep cover and shot the tires out and the policeman you spoke to has subsequently been reported missing.

    Alex N likes this.
  8. Marchbanks

    Marchbanks Hat and Beard member

    Car fetishism round here is widespread and unimaginative. Every other driveway seems to have a Range Rover / other urban battle wagon for him, 911 / Merc convertible for her and a sprinkling of L-plated Minis for the kids. Fortunately my Octavia is so infra-dig I probably wouldn’t have to bother locking it, if it didn’t lock itself. (At least I assume it does, I don’t seem to have a key and it doesn’t have a keyhole. I’m not really ofay with cars.)
    zeon and andrewd like this.
  9. Linds

    Linds pfm Member

    ….or ofay with French?
    bluefish and zeon like this.
  10. MUTTY1

    MUTTY1 Waste of bandwidth

    Octavia was quite a popular name for posh girls until Skoda came along and queered the pitch. You couldn’t make it up:)
    bluefish likes this.
  11. Marchbanks

    Marchbanks Hat and Beard member

    My apologies if you are French. I hope you didn’t see my toot sweet post the other day.
  12. martin clark

    martin clark pinko bodger

    Marchbanks steps out, says, "The elephants left town"
    People jump and jive and the clowns have stuck around
    TV news and cameras, there's choppers in the sky
    Marines, police, reporters ask where, for and why.

    How bizarre,
    How bizarre.

    cctaylor and stevec67 like this.
  13. Alex N

    Alex N pfm Member

    Absinthe must be on offer at Waitrose again.
    zeon likes this.
  14. zeon

    zeon pfm Member

    Humour in the classified section.... whatever next ?
  15. a.palfreyman

    a.palfreyman pfm Member

  16. Arnsider

    Arnsider Member

    Best post for ages
  17. Marchbanks

    Marchbanks Hat and Beard member

    I’ve had a number of pm’s enquiring about the mat, so I’ve done some research. It is in fact for the driver’s footwell (not nearside at all, sorry) of an RHD Range Rover made between 2013 and 2017 (so probably a little old for pfm RR types.) It is part of the mat set sold as part number VPLGS0149. Hope this helps.
  18. Nero

    Nero Don’t call me Bud

    Are there any stains? What colour? Can you post a smell?
    TheDecameron and doctorf like this.
  19. Ptah

    Ptah pfm Member

    So was Alexa.
  20. gustav_errata

    gustav_errata pfm Member

    Will you ship to Fiji?

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