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Half way to Infinity
Perhaps the asparagus should become the symbol of the war-on-the-war-on-woke, to be worn in an appropriate cap in the forthcoming armageddonAbsolutely, its the only reason we eat it!
Perhaps the asparagus should become the symbol of the war-on-the-war-on-woke, to be worn in an appropriate cap in the forthcoming armageddonAbsolutely, its the only reason we eat it!
Perhaps the asparagus should become the symbol of the war-on-the-war-on-woke, to be worn in an appropriate cap in the forthcoming armageddon
“WHAT DO WE WANT?”We have a badge!
Resolving the problem takes more than that.
And hopefully gather like minded people around the issue.But sometimes the first step in resolving a problem is to call attention to it.
Surely that should be:“WHAT DO WE WANT?”
“ASPARAGUS AND SOCIAL JUSTICE”
“WHEN DO WE WANT IT?”
“Around about tea-time please”
“AND WITH BUTTER AND SALT ONLY.Surely that should be:
“WHAT DO WE WANT?”
“ASPARAGUS AND SOCIAL JUSTICE!”
“WHEN DO WE WANT IT?”
“ONLY WHEN IT’S IN SEASON!”
This is nonsense. Sport has been a political in Western democratic countries for a very long time too. Why else would countries like the UK or Switzerland grant fast-track nationality to foreign athletes if not to boost the image of their nations on the world stage.For decades, mixing sport with politics was a bad habit attributed to the Soviets and its satellite states. It was shunned at. Nowadays we are all too happy to step in, in a similar way.
Nobody is forced to join in. Some teams don’t do it anymore, and those that don’t are not subjected to any barrages of hate... unlike, for example, those players who find it inappropriate to wear a poppy in November. And if ever there was a lip-service gesture, that’s the one you should be calling out.A lot of people experience or practice sport, and consider it relaxing. They love football for the game itself. Should they now be forced to show their commitment to a cause ? Or even be banned if they are in the stadium just for having some good time ?
Surely that should be:
“WHAT DO WE WANT?”
“ASPARAGUS AND SOCIAL JUSTICE!”
“WHEN DO WE WANT IT?”
“ONLY WHEN IT’S IN SEASON!”
Is this the dawning of the age of asparagus ?
How many of us find that asparagus makes urine smell differently?
Not everyone does.
I do.
It’s a genetic thing.
https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20140818-mystery-of-asparagus-and-urine
Clearly the band member on the left hadn’t just been sticking to asparagus,
When the moon is in the Seventh House
And Jupiter aligns with Mars
Then peace will guide the planets
And love will steer the stars
This is the dawning of the age of Asparagus
Asparagus
As-par-a-gus.
I was 8 when that came out and I really loved it. Later on it was Elvis live from Hawaii by satellite, men were walking on the moon, it was a great time,Looks like a blaxploitation version of Star trek.
don’t know what the drummer was on though, sounds wired to the moon.
A veritable smorgasbord of jaw clenching, foot tapping substance misuse I’m sureOT but that's Ron Tutt. Between him and Jerry Scheff, they really made things move along a bit.
...oh, and James Burton on guitar, too.
Ron Tutt played with Jerry Garcia 1974-8 alongside other notorious dope fiends like Nicky Hopkins and John Kahn. Of course it is possible he was the only sober member of the band. Jerry called Ron Tutt "the Rolls-Royce of drummers".A veritable smorgasbord of jaw clenching, foot tapping substance misuse I’m sure
A veritable smorgasbord of jaw clenching, foot tapping substance misuse I’m sure
Clearly the band member on the left hadn’t just been sticking to asparagus,