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Albums as books.

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Triode Man
Hi,

If certain albums were books, how would they turn out?

Maybe like these.

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A rags to glory autobiography by Bruce Reginald Grayson Springsteen. The story of his rise from squalor to victory in the 1932 Los Angeles Olympics is… well, it’s a pretty dull book.

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Thorough and clear children’s reference book concerning all things equine. Sadly, many of the illustrations within have been disfigured with juvenile amendments and additions, in biro.

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Gruesome schlock from the prolific Jackson. In this relentless stalkerfest, private eye Dwight Blackman takes on the ‘Shamone’ Killer for the 3rd time. Will the psycho slip through the dick’s fingers yet again?


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1959 compendium of dance instructions ‘for all the latest ways to cut a rug’. It came, apparently, with a set of ‘footpad tiles’ to be used by the reader – in an adequately spacious room or hall – to perfect the steps. These are now missing.



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Derivative religious claptrap in a four page leaflet, published by the Oasis Brotherhood. Their founder, Leon Mail, claims to be the ’5th’ horseman of the apocalypse and to have become enlightened during a visit to Southall, London, in the 70s.

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Pocket guide to best business practice by four experts, each renowned for their corporate and financial nous.

More are here. Also here.


Dean
 


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