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A thread to catalogue the eloquence, dignity, diplomacy and wisdom of Boris Johnson

Discussion in 'off topic' started by Tony L, Mar 22, 2018.

  1. Seeker_UK

    Seeker_UK Waiting for the streetcar..

    I wonder who he's imagining is on the floor underneath him.
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  2. PhilofCas

    PhilofCas pfm Member

  3. Joe Hutch

    Joe Hutch Mate of the bloke

    He's adopting the correct position for trade negotiations with the US.
  4. claire.foxx

    claire.foxx Trans rights matter more than your feelings

    Fragile man showing how not-fragile he is by revealing his pathetic fragility through meaningless macho flexing.
    Sue Pertwee-Tyr and tiggers like this.
  5. Barrymagrec

    Barrymagrec pfm Member

    He`ll be taking his shirt off and riding horses next....
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  6. TheDecameron

    TheDecameron Unicorns fart glitter.

    The article is misguided - I don’t believe for a minute that any member of the public believes Johnson’s invisibility, lack of attention and confusion are due to anything other than sloth. It’s also a bit Jimmy Savile- whips off track suit and gets down to give the interviewer fifty press ups to demonstrate something.

    Last edited: Jun 28, 2020
  7. The Far North

    The Far North pfm Member

    Seems like he was a role model for Jenrick as well. https://www.theguardian.com/politic...-when-london-mayor-donate-almost-1m-to-tories

  8. Nero


    Oh god, he's trying to be being FDR now. If he tries to be Stalin next, he'll have the full set.

    The new three-letter phrase is Build, Back, Better. Cummings is losing his touch. What about Bish Bash Bosh?
  9. Nero


    Oh I'm sorry, it's Build Build Build. Not very imaginative
  10. Nero


    Mum! He's talking bollocks. How do I stop this pain?
  11. Barrymagrec

    Barrymagrec pfm Member

    I`d have thought it would be Bugger Bugger Bugger.
  12. Monitor Gold 10

    Monitor Gold 10 pfm Member

    Prescient. And I recall saying something similar!
  13. Tony L

    Tony L Administrator

    Build, Build, Bilderberg...
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  14. Seeker_UK

    Seeker_UK Waiting for the streetcar..


    With apologies to Jon Holmes...
  15. roman

    roman pfm Member

    Funny what those focus groups churn out.
  16. Seeker_UK

    Seeker_UK Waiting for the streetcar..

    I wonder how long we've got before the 'three word approach' becomes too obvious.
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  17. Nero


    Now it's psychic energy, zap, and elan. WTF?

    Ah, it's PEZE. Give peze a chance
  18. Barrymagrec

    Barrymagrec pfm Member

    He`s just taking the PEZE.
  19. Joe Hutch

    Joe Hutch Mate of the bloke

    Slogans no longer needed. Instead of PMQs, weekly arm-wrestling matches between Boris and Sir Keir, with MPs shouting and banging their fists on the table. Then wee Nicola challenges the winner, and effortlessly triumphs.
  20. roman

    roman pfm Member

    Some time soon?

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