A thread to catalogue the eloquence, dignity, diplomacy and wisdom of Boris Johnson

[Seeker_UK]

Rejoice!

I wonder who he's imagining is on the floor underneath him.

 

[PhilofCas]

I wonder who he's imagining is on the floor underneath him.

Trump?

 

[Joe Hutch]

I wonder who he's imagining is on the floor underneath him.

He's adopting the correct position for trade negotiations with the US.

 

[claire.foxx]

Fragile man showing how not-fragile he is by revealing his pathetic fragility through meaningless macho flexing.

 

[Barrymagrec]

He`ll be taking his shirt off and riding horses next....

 

[TheDecameron]

The article is misguided - I don’t believe for a minute that any member of the public believes Johnson’s invisibility, lack of attention and confusion are due to anything other than sloth. It’s also a bit Jimmy Savile- whips off track suit and gets down to give the interviewer fifty press ups to demonstrate something.

 

[The Far North]

Seems like he was a role model for Jenrick as well. https://www.theguardian.com/politic...-when-london-mayor-donate-almost-1m-to-tories

Property developers connected to major construction projects approved by Boris Johnson when he was mayor of London have donated almost £1m to the Conservative party over the past year, the Guardian can reveal.

Analysis of public records shows a significant cash injection from property tycoons linked to developments, including blocks of luxury flats with no affordable housing, which were signed off by Johnson and his deputy, Sir Edward Lister, who oversaw planning.

 

[Nero]

Oh god, he's trying to be being FDR now. If he tries to be Stalin next, he'll have the full set.

The new three-letter phrase is Build, Back, Better. Cummings is losing his touch. What about Bish Bash Bosh?

 

[Nero]

Oh I'm sorry, it's Build Build Build. Not very imaginative

 

[Nero]

Mum! He's talking bollocks. How do I stop this pain?

 

[Barrymagrec]

I`d have thought it would be Bugger Bugger Bugger.

 

[Monitor Gold 10]

Underestimate Johnson at your peril

He is the British answer to Donald Trump.

Prescient. And I recall saying something similar!

 

[Tony L]

Build, Build, Bilderberg...

 

[Seeker_UK]

Build, Build, Bilderberg...

With apologies to Jon Holmes...

 

[roman]

Oh I'm sorry, it's Build Build Build. Not very imaginative

Funny what those focus groups churn out.

 

[Seeker_UK]

Funny what those focus groups churn out.

I wonder how long we've got before the 'three word approach' becomes too obvious.

 

[Nero]

Now it's psychic energy, zap, and elan. WTF?

Ah, it's PEZE. Give peze a chance

 

[Barrymagrec]

He`s just taking the PEZE.

 

[Joe Hutch]

Slogans no longer needed. Instead of PMQs, weekly arm-wrestling matches between Boris and Sir Keir, with MPs shouting and banging their fists on the table. Then wee Nicola challenges the winner, and effortlessly triumphs.

 

[roman]

I wonder how long we've got before the 'three word approach' becomes too obvious.

Some time soon?