A thread to catalogue the eloquence, dignity, diplomacy and wisdom of Boris Johnson

[MVV]

Being brutally frank Brian, just ignore it. If I had a pound for the number of times I've been falsely attributed a pov on an Internet forum I'd be a very rich man. I think you are probably like me in that you say what you think and sometimes people don't like that much honesty especially when they are hiding behind the anonymity of a keyboard. I appreciate you feel bullied and picked on, but from what I've read it isn't anything worse than many others get or I've had in the past on other forums and compared to what some people receive in the grand scheme of things it's not the end of the world. Just have the courage of your convictions, be the better man and rise above it. It'll make you feel a whole lot better. Sorry if that sounds patronising, it's not meant to, just being honest with you.

Yeah loser!

 

[TheDecameron]

The look on matron’s face speaks volumes,


Note the clenched fist.
via Imgflip Meme Generator

 

[TheDecameron]

It appears that one of Boris’s previous mistresses* has benefited from the public purse in London courtesy of Boris.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...nifer-arcuri-public-funds-mayor-a9116986.html

*or “ex-model friend”.

 

[droodzilla]

It appears that one of Boris’s previous mistresses* has benefited from the public purse in London courtesy of Boris.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...nifer-arcuri-public-funds-mayor-a9116986.html

*or “ex-model friend”.

I'm out of the country for a while, but I assume this story is being treated as a national scandal and has been at the head of every news bulletin for the last few days?

 

[billo]

I'm out of the country for a while, but I assume this story is being treated as a national scandal and has been at the head of every news bulletin for the last few days?

Funniest.Post.Ever.

With the Labour Party Conference on the only news being widely reported is about some people not being able to go to Vegas to get married by Elvis

 

[Darmok]

I'm out of the country for a while, but I assume this story is being treated as a national scandal and has been at the head of every news bulletin for the last few days?

You mean this story?

 

[gintonic]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-49873301

 

[SteveS1]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-49873301

It's his animal magnetism, the ladies simply can't get enough. Hope Carrie is enjoying her conference.

 

[kendo]

It's his animal magnetism, the ladies simple can't get enough. Hope Carrie is enjoying her conference.

The thighs have it.

 

[TheDecameron]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-49873301

“The prime minister is said to be furious at the claim, which Downing Street insiders privately described as “bollocks””.

I’m afraid many will doubt that bollocks are the natural destination for Boris’s sweaty hand under the table. Unless their his own of course.

 

[The Far North]

I was pretty sure that his "dead in a ditch" comment wasn't true, but I'm now seriously beginning to wonder whether any of his pronouncements are actually serious? According to his father https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-49987567

Boris Johnson's father has told Extinction Rebellion protesters that their work is "extremely important" - less than two days after his son labelled them "uncooperative crusties".

Stanley Johnson said the PM's remarks had been "made in humour".

 

[Darmok]

“The prime minister is said to be furious at the claim, which Downing Street insiders privately described as “bollocks””.

I’m afraid many will doubt that bollocks are the natural destination for Boris’s sweaty hand under the table. Unless their his own of course.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1179066106650210304

 

[guey]

Peter Oborne has compiled a list of The Johnson's lies, complete with links to prove them.
Only problem being (unsurprisngly), it's already out of date.

 

[Nick_G]

Peter Oborne has compiled a list of The Johnson's lies, complete with links to prove them.
Only problem being (unsurprisngly), it's already out of date.

I hope they've got plenty of server space!

 

[guey]

These deepfakes are getting quite good now, worryingly so....

 

[droodzilla]

Johnson's racism is well-documented, but this example passed me by:

https://zelo-street.blogspot.com/2018/08/boris-and-monkey-melon-moment.html

Rather than actually talk with Ms Rowe - like just saying hello, for instance - Bozza instead obtained a melon, which he had cut in half (remember “watermelon smiles”?) and then brandished at Ms Rowe, making a series of monkey noises as he did so. And as with all the other racism, he didn’t even think about apologising.

He certainly has a thing about watermelons, doesn't he?

 

[Seeker_UK]

 

[Enfield boy]

Johnson's racism is well-documented, but this example passed me by:

https://zelo-street.blogspot.com/2018/08/boris-and-monkey-melon-moment.html

He certainly has a thing about watermelons, doesn't he?

I understand that it would be less acceptable than a pithy response but why didn't she just lamp the tw@t?

 

[wacko]

Can we expand the title to include 'whereabouts' ?

 

[Jamie]

Boris is having a baby!!!!!!
BBC News - PM Johnson and Symonds engaged and expecting baby
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51691434