A thread to catalogue the eloquence, dignity, diplomacy and wisdom of Boris Johnson: V Gone-ish!
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Nick_G
pfm Member
A property Lebedeveloper?
martin clark
pinko bodger
er, whatever they Wanted. Obvs.
kensalriser
pfm Member
It'll be one of his sugar daddies.
TheDecameron
Unicorns fart glitter.
As one woman once said of another prominent Tory - it was like having the wardrobe fall over on top of you with the key still in the lock
martin clark
pinko bodger
One's done too much , much too young:
He was married, with a variable number of kids,
And still out having fun ...
Oh no, no, gimme no more pickni (<- ps: remember, Boris actually used such a slight in public.)
...
Ain't he heard of the starving millions
Ain't he heard of contraception
Did he really lead a program of rightwing moronisation
Take control of the population boom
Boris - in your living room
Keep a generation gap
& Try wearing a cap!
Enfield boy
pfm Member
Clearly the financial services organisations dealing with that transaction feel relaxed about the money laundering implications.
Jesus H. Christ we have all these wonderful laws and no bugger takes the slightest bit of notice when it's a Russian agent????
TheDecameron
Unicorns fart glitter.
I absolutely love the illiteracy/ irony bypass of the sh1t Tory press in this country. Note “Daily Express Deputy Political Editor”- the zenith of a short career:
Boris Johnson compares Putin to ‘fat boy in Dickens’ in blistering personal attack
Boris Johnson has compared Vladimir Putin to the "fat boy in Dickens" who wants to make people's 'flesh creep'.
By MARTYN BROWN - DAILY EXPRESS DEPUTY POLITICAL EDITOR
10:43, Thu, Jan 19, 2023 | UPDATED: 10:43, Thu, Jan 19, 2023
Boris Johnson compares Putin to ‘fat boy in Dickens’ in blistering personal attack
Boris Johnson has compared Vladimir Putin to the "fat boy in Dickens" who wants to make people's 'flesh creep'.
By MARTYN BROWN - DAILY EXPRESS DEPUTY POLITICAL EDITOR
10:43, Thu, Jan 19, 2023 | UPDATED: 10:43, Thu, Jan 19, 2023
Tony L
Administrator
Whilst he’s ringing-up/has rung-up so much at our expense, yes. No spotlight of scrutiny is too bright for any of these Tory gangsters. There is criminality under every rock you look under.
Enfield boy
pfm Member
While a sizeable rump of the arse that is the tory party still want him to be PM it is very worrying.
As is the number of "ordinary citizens" prepared to go on camera/mic to worship the phat pheckless phuk.
As is the number of "ordinary citizens" prepared to go on camera/mic to worship the phat pheckless phuk.
MarkW
Full Speed & Pagan
Earlier this week some other Tory nonentity was moaning about the falling birthrate in the UK. Boris is just doing his bit - though really I wish he'd effing stop. The Tories love banning stuff, can't they do something about his libido (although it's the most effective part of him, it seems).
billo
pfm Member
Seeker_UK
Feelin' nearly faded as my jeans
FTFY
As mentioned previously, funny how he goes from needing an 800k loan to paying 4m in cash for a house.
paulfromcamden
Baffled
Reports that the Tories are worried Johnson might resign triggering all his buddies to also resign. 'By-election drills' being held next week.
https://twitter.com/LizWebsterSBF/status/1659837571969568768
https://twitter.com/LizWebsterSBF/status/1659837571969568768
paulfromcamden
Baffled
He can mint it now he doesn't have people constantly pestering him about attending Cobra meetings and stuff.
Boris Johnson has received £2.5m as an advance for speeches, meaning he has received earnings, hospitality and donations worth more than £5m over the last six months since leaving office.
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2023/feb/08/boris-johnson-advance-payment-speeches