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Unicorns fart glitter.
I presume that means he’s going to make his last stand in Uxbridge? …or is there still the possibility he can carpetbag into a safe seat vacated by an MP he’s gifted a peerage to?Boris Johnson makes last-ditch bid to discredit Partygate inquiry
Ex-prime minister due at televised Commons committee hearing, with legal team about to publish new evidence backing his claims
Boris Johnson makes last-ditch bid to discredit Partygate inquiry | Boris Johnson | The Guardian
depiffle has been re-selected by the mis-guided people of Uxbridge and Ruislip, ffs.
My favourite bit from the partygate investigation:
“The committee’s damning interim report early this month included comments from one witness saying the then prime minister told a packed No 10 gathering in November 2020, when strict Covid restrictions were in force, that “this is probably the most unsocially distanced gathering in the UK right now”.
How was I to know it was a party?