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A thread to catalogue the eloquence, dignity, diplomacy and wisdom of Boris Johnson: V Gone-ish!

Discussion in 'off topic' started by Tony L, Jul 7, 2022.

  1. TheDecameron

    TheDecameron Unicorns fart glitter.

    I presume that means he’s going to make his last stand in Uxbridge? …or is there still the possibility he can carpetbag into a safe seat vacated by an MP he’s gifted a peerage to?

    My favourite bit from the partygate investigation:

    “The committee’s damning interim report early this month included comments from one witness saying the then prime minister told a packed No 10 gathering in November 2020, when strict Covid restrictions were in force, that “this is probably the most unsocially distanced gathering in the UK right now”.


    How was I to know it was a party?
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  2. TheDecameron

    TheDecameron Unicorns fart glitter.

    Trump-style manoeuvres by the imperial cult of Boris. Johnson’s indentured servant Conor Burns, attempting in advance to discredit both the committee and any findings it makes:

    Meanwhile, disgraced former Chancellor Kwarteng has another delusional episode in public:
    “Kwarteng said Johnson was a “hugely intelligent, sensitive, brilliant person” and suggested he could escape unscathed from the hearing”.
  3. Fatmarley

    Fatmarley "It appears my intelligence circuits have melted"

    How did Bojos net worth go from about 2 million a couple of years back to 68 million?
  4. Nero

    Nero Don’t call me Bud

    To be fair, it’s only the party faithful. The people of Uxbridge and Ruislip will hopefully have another opinion.
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  5. Tony L

    Tony L Administrator

    I’ve no idea how say Tory grifter Matt Hancock gets the whip suspended by going on a dumb TV show yet Tory grifter Boris Johnson doesn’t for touring around the world doing absurdly highly paid ‘appearances’ and never going anywhere near his constituency or the HoC for months. I guess Hancock lacks the Eton/Bullingdon cult background that so obviously enables rule-breaking.

    PS Interesting to see Britain Trump has been reselected in Uxbridge. Hopefully he’ll lose the seat next election. It is certainly possible.
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  6. Kirk

    Kirk pfm Member

    Big week for the far-right - Johnson up in front of the PC, Trump getting indicted.
  7. Konteebos

    Konteebos Surfing on the lake of fire

    Like a toddler with chocolate all round his mouth, endlessly denying that he ate the chocolate cake...
  8. TheDecameron

    TheDecameron Unicorns fart glitter.

    …but but, he’s been given character reference from Mr. Giggles:

    Darmok and Konteebos like this.

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