A thread to catalogue the eloquence, dignity, diplomacy and wisdom of Boris Johnson: V Gone-ish!

Mone’s a scumbag

 

Baroness Mone of Bar-L

 

fify

 

As Liz Truss said, "the Conservatives keep their word".

 

I cannot help but think that what she says is a lot like swallowing a full set of dentures, it will soon come back and bit you in the ar*e

 

She’s not moneyed she is a scumbag though

 

She's left a trail of destruction wherever she's been, no doubt she'll do the same to her current partner.

She actually comes from a real poor working class area of Glasgow, Dalmarnock.

I used to work with a Dutch guy who knew Jan De Vries don't ever recall him saying he was dodgy though De Vries used to have a health food shop in Shawlands don't know if its still there though.

TrimSecrets and weight loss[edit]
TrimSecrets were weight loss pills originally formulated by the naturopath, Jan de Vries. The product also consisted of diet and exercise advice.[11] In 2006 MJM formed a joint venture with Jan de Vries, taking a 50% share in the product.[12][11] Mone claimed that exercise and reduced caloric intake had no effect on her weight and has credited TrimSecrets pills with her weight loss.[11] Mone also incorrectly claimed the efficacy of the product had been proven in clinical trials, but when questioned further, she explained that circa 60 users had completed a questionnaire but was unable to produce the results.[12]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michelle_Mone,_Baroness_Mone

 

"this compassionate Conservative government" - he couldn`t resist lying even at the end.

 

There was barely any truth in the whole speech. At least he’s consistent in that.

 

That's what happens "when thems the breaks".

 

Not safe for work...but then neither was he.

 

How ironic that he has to get up early to get a flight to Scotland to tender his resignation. As his replacement said- popular from Kyiv to Carlisle ( without much in between). Hope there’s a nice welcoming committee of the public to wave him on his way. His speech this morning attributes his sacking to “rule changes”. I’d assumed that lying and several other types of misconduct in public office were always covered by the rules?
I would love to be a fly in the wall at Balmoral where he’s going to get his bananas straightened after he held yet another piss up the night before the funeral for her husband of seventy odd years.

 

A rare example of a journalist breaking the omerta of the media class:

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2022/sep/06/boris-johnson-reckless-dishonest-leadership

I'm sure we won't have to wait long for Johnson's rehabilitation, now that he's "done the right thing".

Maybe the BBC will let him host a special edition of HIGNFY.

 

https://www.flightradar24.com/KRF16/2d5b5653

Nearly there...

 

Great to see he’s made the patriotic choice- a French Dassault Falcon. Looks like he’s queuing to land- he won’t see much of his resignation venue with that cloud.

 

Why the holding pattern over the hills? Was he grappling with the controls? After all, he can fly a Eurofighter (sic) without any training

 

A fraudulent narcissist. As delusional as Trump and chillingly similar in behaviour.

 

Make the Fat twat walk home, am sure a few Scots would show him the way.