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A thread to catalogue the eloquence, dignity, diplomacy and wisdom of Boris Johnson: V Gone-ish!

Discussion in 'off topic' started by Tony L, Jul 7, 2022.

  1. twotone

    twotone pfm Member

    Mone’s a scumbag
  2. TheDecameron

    TheDecameron Unicorns fart glitter.

    Baroness Mone of Bar-L
  3. Darmok

    Darmok "In Lation, Trans Lost."

    fify :)
    Barrymagrec likes this.
  4. PsB

    PsB Citizen of Nowhere™

    As Liz Truss said, "the Conservatives keep their word".
  5. billo

    billo pfm Member

    I cannot help but think that what she says is a lot like swallowing a full set of dentures, it will soon come back and bit you in the ar*e
  6. twotone

    twotone pfm Member

    She’s not moneyed she is a scumbag though
    Darmok likes this.
  7. Tony L

    Tony L Administrator

    Yet. She’s a Tory so will be open for business.
  8. twotone

    twotone pfm Member

    She's left a trail of destruction wherever she's been, no doubt she'll do the same to her current partner.

    She actually comes from a real poor working class area of Glasgow, Dalmarnock.

    I used to work with a Dutch guy who knew Jan De Vries don't ever recall him saying he was dodgy though De Vries used to have a health food shop in Shawlands don't know if its still there though.

    TrimSecrets and weight loss[edit]
    TrimSecrets were weight loss pills originally formulated by the naturopath, Jan de Vries. The product also consisted of diet and exercise advice.[11] In 2006 MJM formed a joint venture with Jan de Vries, taking a 50% share in the product.[12][11] Mone claimed that exercise and reduced caloric intake had no effect on her weight and has credited TrimSecrets pills with her weight loss.[11] Mone also incorrectly claimed the efficacy of the product had been proven in clinical trials, but when questioned further, she explained that circa 60 users had completed a questionnaire but was unable to produce the results.[12],_Baroness_Mone
  9. Barrymagrec

    Barrymagrec pfm Member

    "this compassionate Conservative government" - he couldn`t resist lying even at the end.
    irons1965, PsB, brian2957 and 6 others like this.
  10. Sue Pertwee-Tyr

    Sue Pertwee-Tyr neither here nor there

    There was barely any truth in the whole speech. At least he’s consistent in that.
    Covkxw, brian2957 and AnilS like this.
  11. AnilS

    AnilS pfm Member

    That's what happens "when thems the breaks".
  12. Weekender

    Weekender pfm Member

    Not safe for work...but then neither was he.
    Fatmarley, palindrome, AnilS and 2 others like this.
  13. TheDecameron

    TheDecameron Unicorns fart glitter.

    How ironic that he has to get up early to get a flight to Scotland to tender his resignation. As his replacement said- popular from Kyiv to Carlisle ( without much in between). Hope there’s a nice welcoming committee of the public to wave him on his way. His speech this morning attributes his sacking to “rule changes”. I’d assumed that lying and several other types of misconduct in public office were always covered by the rules?
    I would love to be a fly in the wall at Balmoral where he’s going to get his bananas straightened after he held yet another piss up the night before the funeral for her husband of seventy odd years.
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  14. droodzilla

    droodzilla pfm Member

    A rare example of a journalist breaking the omerta of the media class:
    I'm sure we won't have to wait long for Johnson's rehabilitation, now that he's "done the right thing".

    Maybe the BBC will let him host a special edition of HIGNFY.
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  15. Jamie

    Jamie pfm Member

  16. TheDecameron

    TheDecameron Unicorns fart glitter.

    Great to see he’s made the patriotic choice- a French Dassault Falcon. Looks like he’s queuing to land- he won’t see much of his resignation venue with that cloud.
  17. Nero

    Nero Don’t call me Bud

    Why the holding pattern over the hills? Was he grappling with the controls? After all, he can fly a Eurofighter (sic) without any training
  18. TheDecameron

    TheDecameron Unicorns fart glitter.

    A fraudulent narcissist. As delusional as Trump and chillingly similar in behaviour.
    MikeMA likes this.
  19. Bjork67

    Bjork67 pfm Member

    Make the Fat twat walk home, am sure a few Scots would show him the way.
  20. Tony L

    Tony L Administrator

    A PM always up for a quarrel
    was a specialist in things immoral.
    He found it uncouth to stick to the truth
    and ended his reign in Balmoral.

    Michael Rosen (Twitter).

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