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A thread to catalogue the eloquence, dignity, diplomacy and wisdom of Boris Johnson: V Gone-ish!

Discussion in 'off topic' started by Tony L, Jul 7, 2022.

  1. mikemusic

    mikemusic pfm Member

    Careful lads
    To quote Sir Humphrey
    Don't worry about the Russians. it's the French who are the real enemy
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  2. klfrs

    klfrs chill out

    Most countries sell golden passports including France. Details are vague but believe they call it an entrepreneur visa, and starting price is €660K.
  3. Le Baron

    Le Baron Unbiased advice at reasonable rates

    I'm more disturbed to learn that Sunak paid £3,500 for a suit (cheap if it's Savile Row) which has an ill-fitting collar and gapes at the chest. I don't charge that much and mine don't do that.
    Maybe I can get him as a client? With people like that I use the tactic Alexander McQueen said he used when making clothes for Prince Charles as an apprentice - writing 'twat' in chalk in the inside canvases. They then walk around with it and you can chuckle yourself.
  4. Spraggons Den

    Spraggons Den pfm Member

    It’s the little victories that count I suppose.
  5. Darmok

    Darmok "cur tali Incustodito dedistis amori"

  6. notaclue

    notaclue pfm Member

    Our very own Nostradamus...

  7. TheDecameron

    TheDecameron Unicorns fart glitter.

    Maybe an FSB bunga bunga party waitress had once tipped him the wink that Lavrov’s call would be about cheap gas promises?
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  8. Dogberry

    Dogberry pfm Member

    Where has the convict gone on holiday?
    It's not as if anything is happening here.
  9. TheDecameron

    TheDecameron Unicorns fart glitter.

    PrimeMinister missing in action but to be fair it was the same at the start of the Covid emergency when he didn’t show up for Cobra meetings and why change the habits of a lifetime, sloth being foremost among his practice of the seven deadly sins.
    “Hive of inactivity’: Boris Johnson under fire for approach to final weeks as PM
    Leading author accuses Tory leader of going ‘missing in action’ as his premiership winds down”.
  10. billo

    billo pfm Member

    Don't panic!
    Kwasi Kwarteng is on top of everything, even though he admits he does not know where BJ is
    A re assuring statement from him( K.K.) a day or so ago was " I'm here, I'm in a suit"
  11. Colin L

    Colin L High-tech low-life

    When you say Kwasi Kwarteng is on top of everything, you don’t mean Truss do you?
  12. TheDecameron

    TheDecameron Unicorns fart glitter.

    Mark Harper may be saving the maximum dirt on Liz4Leader for last.
  13. droodzilla

    droodzilla pfm Member

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  14. klfrs

    klfrs chill out

    The era roughly 1870 to 1914 is known as The Great Binge due to widespread use and availability of narcotics.
    One day the era of P.M. de Pfeffel will be called The Great Bullshit.

    @droodzilla de Pfeffel has copied the shapes of Slough's finest

    Last edited: Aug 8, 2022
  15. TheDecameron

    TheDecameron Unicorns fart glitter.

  16. kensalriser

    kensalriser pfm Member

    If only someone had called that in.
  17. SteveS1

    SteveS1 I heard that, pardon?

    Crisis? What Crisis? Indeed. Nothing to do with me guv.

  18. droodzilla

    droodzilla pfm Member

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  19. billo

    billo pfm Member

  20. Sue Pertwee-Tyr

    Sue Pertwee-Tyr neither here nor there

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