A thread to catalogue the eloquence, dignity, diplomacy and wisdom of Boris Johnson: IV VONC
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Enfield boy
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I think that's what Shappi Khorsandi and others have been saying.
MVV
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The really odd thing is how the same thing just keeps happening in the same way over and over again. I just don't get it. It is so easy to fix.
Not that I want it fixed the more of a mess he makes the better. Perhaps the lazy sod wants to be sacked. After all he will be very rich once he leaves office; books, tele, speaking tours. In the end being Prime Minister has served its purpose and must just feel like hard work.
Not that I want it fixed the more of a mess he makes the better. Perhaps the lazy sod wants to be sacked. After all he will be very rich once he leaves office; books, tele, speaking tours. In the end being Prime Minister has served its purpose and must just feel like hard work.
Konteebos
Surfing on the lake of fire
Chi Onwurah (Lab) says, rather than investigate when Boris Johnson has lied, whether it might save time to hold an inquiry into whether he has ever told the truth.
matthewr
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kensalriser
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This is true of everything about the government because it is shaped in Johnson’s image.
zarniwoop
hoopy frood
The four stages of the Johnson approach:
- Denial
- there were no parties
- I was not briefed on sexual assault allegations
- Dissembling
- I didn't realise they were parties
- I forgot I was briefed
- Dismissal
- people aren't interested anyway, they want us to get on with the job of levelling up/playing Churchill/bashing the EU
- Disdain
- I take full responsibility (minus any consequences), now f**k off you plebs
About 70 years ago a Whitehall theatre farce existed starring Brian Rix which featured trousers coming off which was a very poor standard show, Now , not far away at Westminster we have different actors and perverts on display.
Unlike the Brian Rix farces of yesteryear Johnson and his mob provide laughs based upon their sheer stupidity.....it could'nt happen in real life could it!!!!!!!!!!! Behind you....oh yes it could and does!!!!!!!!!
Unlike the Brian Rix farces of yesteryear Johnson and his mob provide laughs based upon their sheer stupidity.....it could'nt happen in real life could it!!!!!!!!!!! Behind you....oh yes it could and does!!!!!!!!!
notaclue
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Right on cue https://twitter.com/ZelenskyyUa/status/1544274166148472833
I wonder if any of the Ukraine billions will go missing like the Covid billions? The UK supplying aid/arms via dodgy companies at huge markups?
I wonder if any of the Ukraine billions will go missing like the Covid billions? The UK supplying aid/arms via dodgy companies at huge markups?
Caledon1297
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Dogberry
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It's the norm.
https://metro.co.uk/2022/04/25/thre...56-mps-accused-of-sexual-misconduct-16527182/
Three ministers on list of 56 MPs accused of sexual
misconduct.
MPs abusing their power for sexual favours...seems routine.
https://metro.co.uk/2022/04/25/thre...56-mps-accused-of-sexual-misconduct-16527182/
Three ministers on list of 56 MPs accused of sexual
misconduct.
MPs abusing their power for sexual favours...seems routine.
TheDecameron
Unicorns fart glitter.
The Saj resigns. Bombshell resignation letter.
Wolfmancatsup
Empire State Human
Jumping ship before Johnson goes so he can weasel his way back later, I imagine.
TheDecameron
Unicorns fart glitter.
The Chancellor resigns!!
notaclue
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Nadine Dorries to replace him, I hear.
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