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A thread to catalogue the eloquence, dignity, diplomacy and wisdom of Boris Johnson II

Discussion in 'off topic' started by TheDecameron, Oct 22, 2021.

  1. Joe Hutch

    Joe Hutch Mate of the bloke

    I’ve got pieces of furniture that are more intelligent than him.
  2. Sue Pertwee-Tyr

    Sue Pertwee-Tyr Pending

    [Tom Waits] The IQ of a fence post [/Tom Waits]
  3. Nick_G

    Nick_G pfm Member

    To misquote Red Dwarf:

    "I am Holly, the ship's computer, with an IQ of 6000, the same IQ as 6000 Boris Johnsons."
  4. Conan

    Conan Loop digger

  5. Nick_G

    Nick_G pfm Member

  6. TheDecameron

    TheDecameron Unicorns fart glitter.

  7. TheDecameron

    TheDecameron Unicorns fart glitter.

  8. Konteebos

    Konteebos Traitor Re-joiner

    Makes you proud to be British, doesn't it?
  9. Sue Pertwee-Tyr

    Sue Pertwee-Tyr Pending

    I'm hoping he was set up by whoever prepped his speaking notes. I'd like to think those sheets of paper contained one word each: You're. ****ed. Prime. Minister
    Mole Man and Konteebos like this.
  10. Konteebos

    Konteebos Traitor Re-joiner

    It looked like his preparation was a bottle of port and a head injury...
    mikemusic, Rob998, Mole Man and 3 others like this.
  11. TheDecameron

    TheDecameron Unicorns fart glitter.

    It could certainly deter inward investment. It’s Trump level dumbness.

    Someone will get it in the neck- most likely the civil servant in charge of his visit.
  12. Nick_G

    Nick_G pfm Member

    "Crime Minister."
    mikemusic, kendo, Mole Man and 2 others like this.
  13. mandryka

    mandryka pfm Member

    Peppa Pig is a bit like not wearing a mask in that hospital -- it's saying Don't talk about sleaze, talk about Peppa Pig!

    Mole Man and Sue Pertwee-Tyr like this.
  14. Tony Lockhart

    Tony Lockhart Avoiding Stress, at Every Opportunity

    What’s he burying this time?
    Mole Man and TheDecameron like this.
  15. roman

    roman pfm Member

    Telling porkies as usual.
    Mole Man likes this.
  16. Sue Pertwee-Tyr

    Sue Pertwee-Tyr Pending

    Yup, it’s a dead cat.
    Mole Man and mandryka like this.
  17. The Far North

    The Far North pfm Member

    Wonder how much he's trousered for advertising it? :rolleyes:
    Mole Man and mandryka like this.
  18. zygote23

    zygote23 pfm Member

    Soon will come the inevitable litter of piglets....he has form.
    Stuart Frazer, Mole Man and mandryka like this.
  19. Dave***t

    Dave***t Revolutionary relativist

    For some reason I don’t really understand, I get CBI emails to my work address. I recently got one about this event, offering me the chance to register for a ticket. IIRC the full package was £550.

    A bit of plugging for Peppa on the side seems like it would have been just gratuitous greed given the speaking fee one would estimate based on that ticket price. And therefore in no way out of character.
  20. droodzilla

    droodzilla pfm Member

    The NHS and Social Care Bill, I expect. Debated in the HoC today.

    Edit: tomorrow, soz!
    Tony Lockhart likes this.

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