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[Jonn]

Time to raise the tone.

Fingal’s Fart
The Fart Ascending
The Farter of Seville
The Magic Fart
The Fart Seasons

 

[TheDecameron]

Time to raise the tone.

Fingal’s Fart
The Fart Ascending
The Farter of Seville
The Magic Fart
The Fart Seasons

This is a serious escalation. The classical repertoire was previously recognised as neutral territory by the UN. There will be inevitable retaliation.

 

[Joe Hutch]

Time to raise the tone.

Fingal’s Fart
The Fart Ascending
The Farter of Seville
The Magic Fart
The Fart Seasons

All conducted by Fartwangler.

 

[Seeker_UK]

Anything by Pat Methaney.

 

[Hook]

This guy was a legend!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_Pétomane

 

[foxwelljsly]

Right Place, Wrong Fart
Fart on through to the other side
Free your ass and your fart will follow
Lark's farts in Aspic

 

[TheDecameron]

Fart Bush City Limits
I Got You, Fart
Fartbreaker
You Aint Smelled Nothin Yet
Mr Blue Fart

 

[Sue Pertwee-Tyr]

And that classic paean to diarrhoea

Watershit Down, by Fart Garfunkel

 

[Charlie_1]

Fart Bush City Limits

By the same artist:

Fart Deep - Fart High
A Fart Like Yours (Don't Come Knocking Every Day)

 

[Dogberry]

Cole Porter
Fart for sale
Let's fart it let's fart in.love
Fart goes
What is this thing called Fart?
Just one of those farts
In the fart of the night
I get a fart out of you
Everytime we say fart

 

[Joe P]

Has no one Trekked this ridiculous thread yet?

Joe

 

[Big Tabs]

Kate Bush did a few...

The Man With The Fart In His Eyes

James and the Cold Fart

In The Warm Fart

Fart Homeground. (my fav so far)

Blow Away (I sheet you not)

Breathing

Sat In Your Fart

The Big Fart

The Morning Fog (another real title)

The Fog (!)

Between A Man And A Fart

This Womans Fart

Eat The Fart

King Of The Farts

The Painter’s Fart

50 Words For Fart

(my new favourite)

Fart Man (a cover)

 

[PsB]

Selling England By The Fart

 

[Yank]

David Copperfart
A Tale of Two Farts
Nicholas Nicklefart
A Christmas Fart
The Fartwick Papers
The Old Flatulence Shop
The Gassy Man and the Ghost Fart

 

[Hazelberry]

Apocalypse Fart
The Fart Hunter
Good Morning Fart

 

[chartz]

Er... what?

 

[stephen bennett]

I’d like more options on here.

Some special responses for cable and Brexit threads would save a lot of typing.

Stephen

 

[Marchbanks]

@fama - I’m intrigued by how you came to dredge up this thread after nearly eighteen months of inactivity (the thread, I mean.) Did you enter ‘fart’ in the search box during a bored moment to see what there was?

 

[Dave H.]

I occasionally watch a guy on YouTube who tries to recreate lost or ancient food dishes.

It turns out that farts were once a fairly common thing to eat. From Shakespearean England, I give you... Portuguese farts:

 

[Big Tabs]

Bowie has a gas.

Space Fart

The Width of a Fart

The Man Who Sold The Fart

Fart To Hermione (my fav so far)

Wild Eyed Fart From Freecloud (!)

Memory of a Free Fart

Watch That Fart

Let’s Spend The Fart Together (!)

Five Farts

Suffragette Fart

Oh! You Pretty Farts

Sons Of The Silent Fart

Beauty and the Fart

Breaking Farts

Speed of Farts

Always Farting In The Same Car (!)

A New Fart In A New Town...

Let’s Fart

It’s No Fart (Fart 2)

Up The Fart Backwards

The Farts (are out tonight)

Dirty Boys*

Farting out in Space

‘Tis A Pity She Was A Fart


I am fairly sure Bowie would approve.