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Ikea will do anything to stop you finding your way out.

I suppose you could just shout FIRE and follow the staff...
In a perfect example of the difference between the UK and the USA, I was in Tate Britain when there was a fire alarm. A polite, quiet recorded female voice said ‘Please make your way to the nearest exit’. As all assembled on the lawn in front of the gallery, one American woman said to her friend ‘Jeez, if we were in the States there’d be a fat guy in a uniform shouting ‘Get your sorry asses outta here NOW!!!’
 
The seventh circle of IKEA
The queue for the Swedish meatballs was something shocking so they decided to wait and go to Five Guys instead

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