I've certainly heard of Op-Ed, and seen it in print many times, but without checking I'm not entirely sure what it means. (Checks) OK, I sort of had the meaning right in my head, though I thought the 'Op' bit was short for 'Opinion', which it isn't. But it gives me an excuse to reprint this glorious piece of writing by the late, great, Hunter S Thompson:
'Dear Mr. Burgess,
Herr Wenner has forwarded your useless letter from Rome to the National Affairs Desk for my examination and/or reply.
Unfortunately, we have no International Gibberish Desk, or it would have ended up there.
What kind of lame, half-mad bullshit are you trying to sneak over on us? When Rolling Stone asks for “a thinkpiece”, goddamnit, we want a ****ing Thinkpiece… and don’t try to weasel out with any of your limey bullshit about a “50,000 word novella about the condition humaine, etc…”
Do you take us for a gang of brainless lizards? Rich hoodlums? Dilettante thugs?
You lazy cocksucker. I want that Thinkpiece on my desk by Labor Day. And I want it ready for press. The time has come & gone when cheapjack scum like you can get away with the kind of scams you got rich from in the past.
Get your worthless ass out of the piazza and back to the typewriter. Your type is a dime a dozen around here, Burgess, and I’m ****ed if I’m going to stand for it any longer.
Sincerely,
Hunter S Thompson'