Novak Djokovic....there may be trouble ahead at the Australian Open

[myles]

I hear he wasn't seeded for the Australian Open.

 

[Seeker_UK]

I hear he wasn't seeded for the Australian Open.

Yes. When he was told, he got a real cob on.

 

[Bjork67]

At yeast he didnt get to earn a crust, not one crumb of pity for him here.

 

[k90tour]

Stop! Stop!

 

[Sue Pertwee-Tyr]

He sure got the bun's rush in Oz.

 

[Bjork67]

Gluten for punishment.

 

[Andrew C!]

Police ie they don't usually need warrants to search somewhere or someone.

FWIW UK police don't need warrants to search people and places in certain circumstances... (actually search of premises Under S18(5)PACE was one of the most used IME).

Ignore as needed, tho.

 

[Seeker_UK]

Stop! Stop!

Is it all getting a bit of a pain?

 

[kensalriser]

Is it all getting a bit of a pain?

This joke has gone a bit sour though.

 

[Sue Pertwee-Tyr]

Yeah, some people are making a whole meal out of it.

 

[Barrymagrec]

Well, people have to earn a crust.

 

[Seeker_UK]

This joke has gone a bit sour though.

Yeah. It's toast...

 

[TheDecameron]

This has to be a record yield of puns on pfm.

FWIW UK police don't need warrants to search people and places in certain circumstances... (actually search of premises Under S18(5)PACE was one of the most used IME).

Ignore as needed, tho.

Would you be referring to the Serious Pun Squad? Could they make preemptive arrests if they believed for example that a major pun attack was imminent?

 

[myles]

Yeah. It's toast...

It's scone ...

 

[Seeker_UK]

This has to be a record yield of puns on pfm.

Quite an impressive batch.

 

[vince rocker]

If I can butty in, you lot are the Barm-y Army

 

[Mike Reed]

Chap goes into a patisserie where all the cakes are priced at 50p except one variety costing £1. " Why are those twice as expensive as all the others?" he asked. "Oh, surely that's plain to see," replied the baker, " they're madeira cakes".

 

[Monitor Gold 10]

Lots floury language here recently...

 

[cooky1257]

He was escorted to his flight sandwiched between two border police…

 

[tones]

madeira cakes

Badly spelt (Yes, totally against the grain, I know)